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Grand Angland's Deck

Grand Angland has 20 cards: 1EPIC 2ULTRA RARES 4RARES 6UNCOMMONS 7COMMONS Value...

EPIC CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Anekh Brak Cthulhu ”
Largest Gambling Industry: 7th Most Subsidized Industry: 28th Most Devout: 33rd
6.858 billion Dunwich Dominionites. Ritual sacrifices, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Capitalist Paradise
“One Day as a Lion”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 240th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 351st Highest Disposable Incomes: 546th
14.516 billion Keronikans. Daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws.
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Risus in Faciem Morta”
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,174th Most Inclusive: 1,425th Most Subsidized Industry: 1,624th
6.727 billion Mortisians. Unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare.

RARE CARDS

Psychotic Dictatorship
“Forget about it”
Most Conservative: 3rd Most Authoritarian: 1,954th Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,089th
16.002 billion Fallbridgeans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Blood makes the grass grow.”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 647th Largest Black Market: 1,204th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,537th
13.895 billion Zyrgidakers. National health service, unlimited-speed roads, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“This is what I am now. You'll never know who I was .”
Most Extreme: 481st Most Extensive Civil Rights: 841st Highest Drug Use: 861st
9.18 billion Romanoffians. Absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Rule, Shongbao.”
Most Influential: 906th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,024th Best Weather: 4,651st
2.716 billion Shongbaoans. Keen interest in outer space, zero percent divorce rate, and ritual sacrifices.
SEASON ONE

UNCOMMON CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“Non ira Boris.”
11.546 billion Lendonians. Anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Corporate Bordello
“No, we don't.”
Most Stationary: 4,537th Largest Populations: 5,662nd Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,005th
18.413 billion Free Bears. Smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“In Fide et Honorem”
9.969 billion Wahlsh. Daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Defender of Democracy ”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,459th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,996th Largest Insurance Industry: 4,000th
7.202 billion LOBH26ians. Frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“In Unity lies Prosperity”
Largest Insurance Industry: 1,321st Largest Black Market: 2,541st Most Corrupt Governments: 2,785th
4.072 billion Zekarians. Free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Moralistic Democracy
“The Green And Pleasant Land”
Most Influential: 1,401st Most Primitive: 1,547th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,561st
2.294 billion Agonyans. Compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE

COMMON CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Altissima quaeque flumina minimo sono labi”
Most Stationary: 8,921st Most Average: 13,276th
10.819 billion Fonzeses. Compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Ethnic Accepting”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,124th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,395th Most Primitive: 15,594th
9.142 billion Somalians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and state-planned economy.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Insert motto”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,887th Best Weather: 15,889th
4.187 billion Cheese Hot Pocketsians. Irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Free-Market Paradise
“ΦΒΚ”
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,464th Largest Insurance Industry: 15,067th
4.078 billion J Ernest Wilkins Srians. Burgeoning Giraffe population.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Tuitio Fidei et Obsequium Pauperum”
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,089th
3.936 billion Blessed Gerardians. Compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Obristan above all”
Most Pacifist: 6,468th Most Income Equality: 6,577th Safest: 7,029th
3.93 billion Citizen of Obristans. Rampant corporate plagiarism, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation.
Authoritarian Democracy
“Pride and Industry”
Most Armed: 5,400th Most Devout: 10,653rd Most Corrupt Governments: 16,161st
2.293 billion Hatsuneshians. Free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE