by Max Barry

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Trading Cards

Earn Trading Cards by answering issues. Each issue has a chance of granting a new pack!

Junk cards you don't want and receive a small amount of bank by tapping the top flag area!

Buy and Sell cards in the Market!

Gift a card to any nation by paying a transfer fee!

Read more thrilling details in the FAQ!

0.39 Goldenmouth's trades...

Goldenmouth's Deck

Goldenmouth has 3 cards. Value...


Father Knows Best State
“Tropico sobre todo”
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 329th Most Corrupt Governments: 403rd Largest Black Market: 415th
8.715 billion Tropicans. National health service, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons.
Psychotic Dictatorship
“The Almighty demands that all deviants be stoned!”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th Most Primitive: 17th Most Devout: 17th
5.493 billion Satanists. Enslaved workforce, triple-decker prams, and infamous sell-swords.
Most Extreme: 129th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,253rd Highest Drug Use: 1,280th
5.278 billion Thomasparkians. Irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.