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Surrounds

135

The Raft

79

Homies

12

EPIC CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“Similia Similibus Solvuntur”
Most Cultured: 112th Most Pacifist: 115th Nicest Citizens: 160th
12.094 billion Danesopians. Smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Dum spiro, spero”
Largest Publishing Industry: 42nd Most Compassionate Citizens: 134th Least Corrupt Governments: 139th
14.075 billion Frigidopians. Museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Dum spiro, spero”
Largest Publishing Industry: 38thLeast Corrupt Governments: 153rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 161st
16.1b3,922t
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Dum spiro, spero”
Largest Publishing Industry: 38thLeast Corrupt Governments: 153rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 161st
16.1b3,922t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Manny's love is killing us!”
Most Secular: 7th Largest Information Technology Sector: 116th Smartest Citizens: 279th
20.027 billion Studly Penguinians. Smutty television, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 136th Highest Economic Output: 137th Largest Gambling Industry: 138th
30.686 billion Ultimen. Deadly medical pandemics, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
Left-wing Utopia
“A journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very badly”
Most Rebellious Youth: 174th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 328th Largest Publishing Industry: 367th
22.283 billion Jeniacs. Museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and national health service.
SEASON ONE
Penguins are good. Pies are better. Both are amazing!
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 30thMost Influential: 203rdLargest Black Market: 2,168th
19.0b1,475t
Psychotic Dictatorship
SEASON THREE
A lion does not flinch at laughter coming from a hyena.
Most Valuable International Artwork: 71stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 108thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 150th
21.9b9,471t
Compulsory Consumerist State
SEASON THREE
Left-wing Utopia
“Operántur unire!”
Most Advanced Public Transport: 197thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 303rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 397th
8.01b1,757t
SEASON TWO
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Be brave and fight!”
Largest Governments: 56th Highest Poor Incomes: 71st Highest Average Tax Rates: 78th
10.906 billion Kyldellians. Compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Cold country with a warm heart”
Largest Welfare Programs: 574th Most Pacifist: 787th Most Advanced Public Transport: 927th
7.372 billion Penguanians. Free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws.
Think big. Dream bigger.
Largest Welfare Programs: 350thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 505thMost Inclusive: 917th
8.45b1,498t
Left-wing Utopia
SEASON THREE
Rarely, is the weakest link at complete fault.
Most Patriotic: 659thMost Scientifically Advanced: 663rdHighest Poor Incomes: 669th
5.52b1,615t
Left-wing Utopia
SEASON THREE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Libertarian Police State
“Adventure is just bad planning.”
Largest Populations: 603rd Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,741st Fattest Citizens: 6,199th
32.888 billion Gastieszians. Keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Adventure is just bad planning.
Largest Populations: 536thMost Stationary: 4,554thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,917th
41.5b1,578t
Libertarian Police State
SEASON THREE
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Most Income Equality: 55thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,105thLargest Populations: 2,365th
33.3b541t
Democratic Socialists
SEASON THREE
Left-wing Utopia
“In Ourselves we trust.”
Most Pacifist: 136thMost Secular: 152ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 574th
31.9b1,404t
SEASON TWO
Compassie Voor Iedereen
Safest: 719thLargest Welfare Programs: 967thMost Developed: 1,147th
14.3b2,487t
Democratic Socialists
SEASON THREE
Anarchy
“Heh, Really makes us think.”
Rudest Citizens: 96th Highest Crime Rates: 238th Most Armed: 256th
5.08 billion Anarchic Antarcticians. Compulsory military service, complete lack of public education, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“The car won't start!”
Most Armed: 84thHighest Crime Rates: 94thRudest Citizens: 111th
7.39b2,102t
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“United in Freedom”
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 144thMost Subsidized Industry: 506thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 509th
7.28b2,032t
TSP's first and favorite penguin criminal overlord
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 232ndMost Influential: 519thMost Secular: 909th
10.1b2,202t
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
SEASON THREE
New York Times Democracy
“Strength Through Freedom”
Largest Insurance Industry: 4,620thMost Primitive: 11,046thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,938th
20.0m1.11t
Largest Information Technology Sector: 303rdLargest Insurance Industry: 359thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 701st
2.43b769t
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
SEASON THREE

RARE CARDS

Moralistic Democracy
“The silver toung of a lying man knows no bounds.”
Most Armed: 4,359thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,225thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,138th
9.62b1,139t
SEASON TWO
Don't treat your machines badly!
Most Stationary: 1,149thLargest Populations: 2,018thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,682nd
34.6b2,771t
Capitalist Paradise
SEASON THREE
Father Knows Best State
“ Americans are Fat”
Largest Populations: 2,010th Largest Black Market: 4,877th Most Influential: 5,884th
27.286 billion WuChinians. State-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“anarchy camp”
Most Politically Free: 4,594th Largest Black Market: 4,698th Most Rebellious Youth: 5,356th
13.316 billion Frozen Wastelandians. Deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“We're outdated!”
Largest Populations: 1,166thBest Weather: 3,312thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,082nd
32.4b1,663t
SEASON TWO
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