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EPIC CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“To serve and protect”
Most Cultured: 56th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 58th Safest: 59th
15.328 billion Joacoans. Rampant corporate plagiarism, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“goma akheshederh a shemashe a komshana ode ukh”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 40th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 83rd Most Primitive: 84th
15.027 billion arulshe. Triple-decker prams, flagrant waste-dumping, and enslaved workforce.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Varangiae est Imperare Orbi Universo”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 57th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 64th Least Corrupt Governments: 69th
32.536 billion Galicia-Volhynians. Museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“We Own Y'all!”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 4th Nicest Citizens: 7th Most Compassionate Citizens: 12th
34.52 billion Spanners. Compulsory vegetarianism, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Insert message or potato here”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 329th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 358th Largest Mining Sector: 385th
16.971 billion Random Oneans. Strictly enforced bedtime, avowedly heterosexual populace, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Nous ne faisons tous qu'Un”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 21st Best Weather: 23rd Largest Populations: 112th
34.532 billion Gaiahians. Smutty television, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“For the machine”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 611th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 724th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 972nd
13.396 billion Industrivovkans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare.
Anarchy
“Mile High Club Survivor”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 318th Highest Drug Use: 330th Most Politically Free: 468th
14.055 billion Denverians. Absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“We serve our furry masters”
Most Stationary: 168th Largest Mining Sector: 257th Largest Populations: 896th
31.697 billion Humor Trollians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Ad Astra!”
Largest Populations: 1,694th Most Pacifist: 1,954th Highest Economic Output: 1,982nd
28.58 billion Hungarian Statesians. Anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“We Shall Destroy No More-We Must Instead Learn to Build”
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 298th Largest Insurance Industry: 352nd Largest Mining Sector: 442nd
10.945 billion Slakonians. Parental licensing program, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Whatever”
Highest Poor Incomes: 787th Largest Governments: 948th Most Advanced Public Transport: 971st
10.023 billion Solarmanians. Free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Omnes Vocanti Sunt”
Most Subsidized Industry: 855th Lowest Crime Rates: 2,509th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,513th
8.068 billion Calledians. Zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Honor, Loyalty, Duty”
5.997 billion Vitamians. Frequent executions, national health service, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Libertas, Égalité, Iustitiae, Équité.”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 122nd Most Influential: 225th Largest Publishing Industry: 2,869th
6.787 billion Sacrentans. Free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Obey the Emperor! Glory to the Government!”
4.38 billion Evilians. Parental licensing program, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Capitalist Paradise
“Extremism, in the Defense of Liberty, is no Vice!”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 239th Largest Gambling Industry: 252nd Most Armed: 259th
5.932 billion Americans. Rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“The Homeland is First”
Most Devout: 617th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 958th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,710th
5.514 billion Mexicans. Complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and state-planned economy.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Opes non moritur”
Most Secular: 596th Largest Insurance Industry: 1,313th Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,672nd
5.271 billion Menn. Daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory military service.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Democracy, Justice, Unity, Prosperity”
Largest Retail Industry: 462nd Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 773rd Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 879th
4.723 billion Furbishmen. Barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and infamous sell-swords.
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Galm one, fox two”
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 341st Most Avoided: 352nd Largest Mining Sector: 543rd
4.736 billion Silonicans. Deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and flagrant waste-dumping.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Resistance is Futile”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 166th Most Influential: 299th Most Inclusive: 5,310th
4.35 billion Ozstanians. Keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Peace Through Strength”
Rudest Citizens: 4,697th Largest Retail Industry: 5,781st Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,520th
2.911 billion Bolantians. Ritual sacrifices, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Make a big circle.”
Highest Drug Use: 9,319th Best Weather: 10,309th Most Income Equality: 13,671st
2.715 billion Great Cornians. State-planned economy, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion.

RARE CARDS

Civil Rights Lovefest
“You're out of control”
7.361 billion Wonderlanders. Museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“We shall succeed where others shall fail”
8.911 billion Wiendonians. Zero percent divorce rate, triple-decker prams, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
New York Times Democracy
“We Stand United in Freedom”
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,085th Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,387th Most Rebellious Youth: 2,800th
10.15 billion Yugobabweans. Frequent executions, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Ne Cora'el vos ascere”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 402nd Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,120th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,683rd
22.004 billion Coresians. Anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“Number One”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,025th Largest Populations: 3,904th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4,706th
21.617 billion Le Premier dUnians. Avowedly heterosexual populace, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Free-Market Paradise
“Skin on skin, let the love begin”
Most Stationary: 2,680th Largest Gambling Industry: 5,848th Most Pro-Market: 10,078th
13.378 billion Armageddon Itians. Complete lack of public education, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
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