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LEGENDARY CARDS

New York Times Democracy
“Iesus via et veritas et vita est”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 142nd Most Efficient Economies: 174th Most Devout: 186th
20.568 billion Christian Democrats. Barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and strictly enforced bedtime.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Leave the trolls alone.”
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 543rd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 607th Largest Populations: 1,150th
30.617 billion Pythagosaurusians. Deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“I am the daringest devil you've ever met, love.”
Largest Gambling Industry: 1st Most Ignorant Citizens: 3rd Most Devout: 5th
14.343 billion Damned Souls. Zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

Psychotic Dictatorship
“Please, may I offer you a cup of Kool-Aid?”
Most Devout: 1st Most Primitive: 1st Most Pacifist: 2nd
31.539 billion Deep South Borlandeese. Museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Tempus Fortuna Manus”
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 68th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 98th Largest Mining Sector: 111th
34.039 billion Chronotopiens. Deadly medical pandemics, otherworldly petting zoo, and ritual sacrifices.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“bEPU!! bEPU!! bEPU!!”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 27th Largest Mining Sector: 143rd Largest Black Market: 150th
15.564 billion BEPUians. Conspicuous electricity pylons, frequent executions, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“O, Wind, if Winter comes, can Spring be far behind?”
Largest Populations: 1st Nicest Citizens: 6th Most Cheerful Citizens: 6th
35.321 billion Kyupaans. National health service, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil”
Lowest Crime Rates: 3rd Safest: 7th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th
34.383 billion Kleshites. Digital currency, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“If all else fails, give her the whip”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 53rd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 78th Fattest Citizens: 148th
28.349 billion Naughty Slave Girl Owners. Unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and enslaved workforce.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Are you talking to me?”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20th Largest Gambling Industry: 66th Most Ignorant Citizens: 83rd
14.543 billion Krematorians. Compulsory military service, strictly enforced bedtime, and enslaved workforce.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Root is God”
Most Stationary: 28th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 93rd Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 178th
33.931 billion TheSourceans. Daily referendums, smutty television, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Profit and Power”
14.906 billion Canarsusians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Democratic Socialists
“Groovus!”
Healthiest Citizens: 30th Largest Agricultural Sector: 95th Best Weather: 108th
30.388 billion Rousannasians. Museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“An equal opportunity hate group.”
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th Largest Insurance Industry: 5th Largest Mining Sector: 7th
28.271 billion follower of Josephs. Strictly enforced bedtime, avowedly heterosexual populace, and prohibition of alcohol.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Raise the black flag and sart slitting throats”
Most Armed: 165th Largest Gambling Industry: 169th Highest Poor Incomes: 205th
12.307 billion Pirates Of the Vinland statesians. Free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and strictly enforced bedtime.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Industrial might makes right”
Highest Disposable Incomes: 310th Largest Insurance Industry: 378th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 395th
10.791 billion Imperialis. Barren, inhospitable landscape, digital currency, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Bound to serve our masters.”
Most Pacifist: 15th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 20th Lowest Crime Rates: 21st
10.45 billion Slave Girls. Museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Let's Do This”
Most Rebellious Youth: 342nd Most Cheerful Citizens: 360th Most Inclusive: 395th
9.529 billion New Jamieans. National health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“May the land be for the workers”
Most Advanced Public Transport: 96th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 126th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 232nd
7.373 billion Mieraskyans. Rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Live Long & Prosper”
Most Inclusive: 103rd Most Compassionate Citizens: 248th Nicest Citizens: 267th
6.502 billion Sharpanians. Keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Populous meus, ad Astra, ad Astra”
Most Advanced Public Transport: 353rd Largest Welfare Programs: 372nd Most Cheerful Citizens: 466th
5.857 billion Tarps. Rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Left-Leaning College State
“Opportunity Begets Liberty”
Most Efficient Economies: 30th Largest Welfare Programs: 277th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 875th
30.335 billion Makaarians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Freedom is consequence”
Most Beautiful Environments: 20th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 35th Best Weather: 67th
26.789 billion Humans. Compulsory vegetarianism, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Libertas, Concilio, Locus Auctoria”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 386th Highest Crime Rates: 522nd Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 576th
16.868 billion Seleniumsians. Public floggings, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Third Emperor of the New Galactic Empire”
Most Influential: 799th Largest Insurance Industry: 935th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,150th
19.241 billion Darth Radix IIians. Smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare.
Left-Leaning College State
“Love Conquers Fear”
Largest Populations: 636th Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,323rd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,032nd
32.755 billion Mikes Truthians. Museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“La vita è la bella menzogna , la Morte è la brutta veri”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 573rd Most Efficient Economies: 847th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 860th
13.841 billion White Bluffians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“We love War!”
Most Efficient Economies: 853rd Most Devout: 1,499th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,572nd
14.306 billion Exogenous Imperiumians. Keen interest in outer space, zero percent divorce rate, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“All hail the all knowing Ozzy.”
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 413th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 733rd Most Efficient Economies: 862nd
15.22 billion Ozzalonians. Infamous sell-swords, avant-garde cinema, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Neutrality is a Virtue”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 195th Largest Information Technology Sector: 582nd Largest Publishing Industry: 831st
17.873 billion Faxenlanders. Museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
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