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Crystal Palais's Deck
Crystal Palais has 96 cards. Value...
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EPIC CARDS
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Please, may I offer you a cup of Kool-Aid?”
31.539 billion Deep South Borlandeese. Museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
34.874 billion Nak Nakians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and flagrant waste-dumping.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“A friendly place for the upper class”
WA
34.605 billion Captainians. Avowedly heterosexual populace, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“All Your Cookies Are Belong To Us”
Delegate
31.354 billion Hydroponicans. Museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“If we're all thinking alike then someone isnt thinking”
WA
25.119 billion Stragalestranspetsians. Anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“War”
WA
20.044 billion Wars Foreverians. Deadly medical pandemics, otherworldly petting zoo, and avowedly heterosexual populace.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“MDR never fails if he fails we deny it”
WA
19.834 billion MDRunieans. Digital currency, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Sioux is a girl's name.”
23.279 billion Half-Milersians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Eh, whatever”
33.418 billion Marldeepians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“My rights end where yours begin...”
WA
29.062 billion Gentle Outer Micronesians. Anti-smoking policies, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
WA
32.48 billion NakNakians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, lack of airports, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
34.833 billion NakNakians. Deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
Delegate
35.019 billion Crystal Palaisians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and vat-grown people.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
Delegate
35.019 billion Crystal Palaisians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and vat-grown people.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
Delegate
35.019 billion Crystal Palaisians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and vat-grown people.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
Delegate
35.019 billion Crystal Palaisians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and vat-grown people.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
Delegate
35.019 billion Crystal Palaisians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and vat-grown people.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
Delegate
35.019 billion Crystal Palaisians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and vat-grown people.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
Delegate
35.019 billion Crystal Palaisians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and vat-grown people.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
Delegate
35.019 billion Crystal Palaisians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and vat-grown people.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
Delegate
35.019 billion Crystal Palaisians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and vat-grown people.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
Delegate
35.019 billion Crystal Palaisians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and vat-grown people.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
Delegate
35.019 billion Crystal Palaisians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and vat-grown people.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
Delegate
35.019 billion Crystal Palaisians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and vat-grown people.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
Delegate
35.019 billion Crystal Palaisians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and vat-grown people.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
Delegate
35.019 billion Crystal Palaisians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and vat-grown people.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
Delegate
35.019 billion Crystal Palaisians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and vat-grown people.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
WA
37.1b12,759t
SEASON TWO
Left-Leaning College State
“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
WA
37.1b12,759t
SEASON TWO
Father Knows Best State
“Success is knowing who to blame for your failures.”
34.181 billion Mackintoshians. Smutty television, enslaved workforce, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
