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EPIC CARDS

Corporate Police State
“Duty, Sacrifice, Perfection”
Highest Economic Output: 209th Largest Mining Sector: 238th Highest Disposable Incomes: 248th
30.138 billion Caldari. Frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Iron Fist Consumerists
“Live and Die by the Commandant, Our God.”
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 82nd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 127th Most Advanced Public Transport: 155th
9.994 billion Texas Rangers. Barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Liberal Democratic Socialists
“The Proletariat Coalition Ambassador at Large”
Largest Populations: 950thMost Pacifist: 4,243rdMost Stationary: 4,852nd
33.3b551t
Anarchy
“Cleaner”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 121st Highest Drug Use: 131st Most Politically Free: 182nd
7.673 billion UJians. Absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Omnis Vir Lupus”
Most Primitive: 1,070th Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,925th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,289th
14.54 billion Wolfians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, fear of technology, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Skin on skin, let the love begin”
Most Average: 927th Most Stationary: 7,781st Largest Soda Pop Sector: 12,455th
10.953 billion Athos 3ians. Burgeoning Dolly Varden population.
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Going For It”
Most Authoritarian: 2,448thMost Conservative: 4,793rdMost Extreme: 7,114th
8.28b235t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Create joy wherever you go.”
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,269thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,692ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,088th
4.00b312t

UNCOMMON CARDS

New York Times Democracy
“Over on High”
Largest Insurance Industry: 8,922nd Largest Populations: 10,452nd Most Stationary: 16,065th
13.648 billion Calesteryians. Public floggings.
Corporate Bordello
“Stranger in my House”
Largest Populations: 3,177th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 7,779th Least Corrupt Governments: 13,225th
23.612 billion Tamia Washingtonians. Barren, inhospitable landscape.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Swords and Dragons!”
Most Average: 96th Most Stationary: 9,887th
9.07 billion Creilians. Burgeoning dragon population.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Be wise, choose wise!”
Most Stationary: 2,796th Most Influential: 8,449th Largest Populations: 11,414th
13.119 billion 0ronians. State-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Burn anything that looks suspicious”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,602ndMost Primitive: 3,200thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,385th
7.19b520t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Most Average: 504th Largest Gambling Industry: 10,437th
7.685 billion Parhasques. Burgeoning Parhean Rhinoceros population.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Virtue, Liberty and Independence”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,364th Largest Populations: 13,237th Most Average: 16,400th
12.377 billion Pittsylvanians. Compulsory military service, daily referendums, and suspicion of poets.
Right-wing Utopia
“Ще не вмерла Запорожжя.”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,039th Most Stationary: 8,898th Largest Populations: 13,910th
12.102 billion Zaporizhians. Compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Yes!”
Most Average: 16thMost Stationary: 3,653rdMost Influential: 9,633rd
13.7b473t
SEASON TWO
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Yā ʿummāla l-ʿālam ittaḥidū!”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,014th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,281st Most Subsidized Industry: 6,541st
9.232 billion Libyans. Ubiquitous missile silos, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Skin on skin, let the love begin”
Most Average: 1,853rd
9.343 billion NP-1ians. Burgeoning Dolly Varden population.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Alternative für Norburn”
Most Influential: 2,823rd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,256th Most Advanced Public Education: 3,556th
6.938 billion Norburnians. Anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Negotiate in the winter, attack in the spring.”
Nudest: 4,130th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,674th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,476th
7.424 billion Hungarians. Free-roaming dinosaurs, avowedly heterosexual populace, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Tof'Kahn Zaj ma tuk'bohk”
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,755th Most Avoided: 2,467th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,271st
4.727 billion Tilk'Fek. Barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and enslaved workforce.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“Ave Hominum”
Most Armed: 875th Rudest Citizens: 1,221st Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,626th
5.122 billion Olimpiadans. Compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and infamous sell-swords.
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Fully Automated Luxury Space Communism”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,650th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,347th Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,610th
3.869 billion Gran Bocans. Daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Wall St.? They're gonna put y'all back in chains!”
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,079th Least Corrupt Governments: 12,163rd Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,887th
4.822 billion Pirate Joe Bidens arrrgh. Public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and state-planned economy.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“One does not simply betray War God Ghandi.”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 235th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 310th Most Devout: 499th
4.507 billion Greater Gandhistanians. Zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and triple-decker prams.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“We Will Endure”
Most Average: 2,982nd
4.117 billion Lost Tribesmen. Burgeoning bison population.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“IRE LONGIUS ET ULTRA”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 332nd Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,066th Healthiest Citizens: 3,077th
3.834 billion Kollumbians. Frequent executions, public floggings, and national health service.
SEASON ONE

COMMON CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“It's All Here.”
Most Stationary: 7,805th Largest Agricultural Sector: 8,324th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,623rd
8.606 billion Keepers. Compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Eh. Do whatever.”
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,590th Fattest Citizens: 7,766th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,188th
6.899 billion Illuminatians. Deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets.
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