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EPIC CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!”
Healthiest Citizens: 2nd Most Developed: 8th Best Weather: 11th
27.401 billion Kiasu-langs. Otherworldly petting zoo, digital currency, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.”
Most Inclusive: 17th Safest: 90th Highest Average Tax Rates: 113th
6.727 billion Ctan. Ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“We just sleep all day long!”
Most Stationary: 467th Largest Populations: 1,468th Most Beautiful Environments: 1,860th
29.486 billion Tel Fyr Morans. Hatred of cheese, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“In God we trust, y'all”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 391st Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 619th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 901st
24.582 billion Dueling Banjosians. Compulsory military service, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“A beacon for the future.”
Largest Publishing Industry: 327th Most Influential: 583rd Most Rebellious Youth: 616th
16.401 billion Unisteians. Keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“The weak will fall, The strong will rise”
Highest Disposable Incomes: 216th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 268th Most Corrupt Governments: 273rd
8.634 billion Divinusians. Anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and enslaved workforce.
Moralistic Democracy
“Libertą a tutti i costi”
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,264th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,613th Largest Black Market: 4,873rd
4.927 billion Unionians. Smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Corporate Police State
“Noise? Theres Noise? Really?”
Largest Populations: 1,303rd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,179th Highest Economic Output: 2,585th
30.062 billion Lavallin Envoyians. Public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and zero percent divorce rate.
SEASON ONE

UNCOMMON CARDS

Iron Fist Consumerists
“As fearless in death, as we are in life.”
10.128 billion Trevionites. Disturbing lack of elderly people, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Corporate Police State
“A Martini-Henry Rifle With A Little Guts Behind It”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,914th Most Armed: 2,412th Most Stationary: 2,891st
21.273 billion Rorkes - Driftians. Frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“RIP”
Most Pro-Market: 401st Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 401st Highest Crime Rates: 3,858th
16.18 billion Fort Christinans. Complete lack of prisons, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Perpare for the ride of you life!”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,484th Largest Populations: 7,392nd Most Stationary: 8,610th
16.153 billion Each Uisgeans. Daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“겨울연가”
Most Average: 263rd Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,882nd Largest Cheese Export Sector: 16,095th
6.658 billion Winter Sonatans. Burgeoning cat population.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“The British Invasion Has Arrived”
Most Stationary: 3,209th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 9,736th Largest Agricultural Sector: 11,031st
12.669 billion -The Beatlesians. Complete lack of prisons and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Most Average: 396th
7.595 billion Parhasques. Burgeoning Parhean Rhinoceros population.
SEASON ONE
Right-wing Utopia
“Friūl Libar”
Most Pro-Market: 5,986th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,968th Largest Populations: 12,834th
12.512 billion Friulians. Spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Highest Crime Rates: 4,360th Most Pro-Market: 5,252nd Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,809th
8.867 billion Parhasques. Barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Right-wing Utopia
“Xacitarxan Xanlığı”
Largest Gambling Industry: 7,727th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,775th Largest Agricultural Sector: 13,207th
12.091 billion Astrakhanians. Compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Most Pro-Market: 997th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 997th Largest Gambling Industry: 3,413th
8.395 billion Parhasques. Complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“Some day...”
Most Pro-Market: 1,024th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,024th Most Stationary: 3,967th
11.671 billion Jakrians. Compulsory military service and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“The best you can is good enough.”
Largest Welfare Programs: 724th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,350th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,855th
7.553 billion Thom Yorkeshireans. Keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Words are mightier than the keenest blade”
Largest Welfare Programs: 3,534th Most Pacifist: 3,950th Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,015th
10.543 billion Achkaerinians. Daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Writing laws is easy, but governing is difficult.”
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,421st Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,315th Most Efficient Economies: 3,637th
9.753 billion Kedorians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Deus, dominante, et fidem.”
Most Devout: 5,941st Largest Cheese Export Sector: 6,980th Most Cheerful Citizens: 7,725th
7.678 billion Divinians. Pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and anti-smoking policies.
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“My programming may be inadequate to the task.”
Nudest: 911th Least Corrupt Governments: 8,796th Most Income Equality: 14,070th
6.214 billion Mister Data. State-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Waste it”
Most Primitive: 4,266th
4.517 billion Brasilistani. Compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Keep watching the skies then run for your lives”
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,931st Most Politically Free: 10,630th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,770th
4.254 billion CELESTIAL CROWN subjects. Barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Preserve”
Most Authoritarian: 742nd Most Extreme: 2,205th Most Conservative: 2,766th
4.164 billion Tuitio LXXXIXians. State-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Strength Through Compliance”
Most Authoritarian: 178th Most Conservative: 240th Most Income Equality: 690th
2.3 billion Borlandians. State-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“4akai da go izmadq”
Fattest Citizens: 2,248th Nudest: 2,284th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,482nd
3.323 billion Madurlaks. Unlimited-speed roads, enforced nudity, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
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