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Captiotia's Deck

Captiotia has 99 cards: 1LEGENDARY 7EPICS 39ULTRA RARES 48RARES 2UNCOMMONS 2COMMONS Value...

LEGENDARY CARDS

Capitalist Paradise
“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th
34.933 billion Richly Blended Peopleses. Deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

Anarchy
“Minė arnanorė nu minė iluvala Elentįri.”
Most Efficient Economies: 61st Largest Populations: 97th Highest Economic Output: 203rd
34.599 billion Menelmacari. Public floggings, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Under one, for all”
Most Efficient Economies: 619th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 674th Largest Governments: 713th
14.467 billion Bastards. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“We never pave paradise to put up a parking lot”
Most Cultured: 104th Most Cheerful Citizens: 152nd Largest Populations: 182nd
34.27 billion Ax Anaxians. Enslaved workforce, complete lack of prisons, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Once were the tallest trees in the world.”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 58th Most Rebellious Youth: 180th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 270th
20.328 billion Ashtons. Lack of airports, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Annuit Coeptis”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 241st Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 335th Fattest Citizens: 363rd
29.089 billion Africans. Keen interest in outer space, strictly enforced bedtime, and absence of drug laws.
Capitalist Paradise
“Once you have their money, you never give it back.”
Largest Gambling Industry: 569th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 628th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 861st
23.607 billion Ferengi. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
Left-wing Utopia
“All for one, one for all.”
Largest Welfare Programs: 89thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 133rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 193rd
11.5b3,078t
SEASON TWO

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Iron Fist Consumerists
“Labor, Strength, Progress”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 80th Lowest Crime Rates: 360th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 437th
16.305 billion Polkopians. Keen interest in outer space, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Libertarian Police State
“All merits and prosperity shall bow complaisantly”
Most Subsidized Industry: 41st Most Efficient Economies: 51st Largest Black Market: 155th
16.454 billion subjects of His Most Serene Majesty. Parental licensing program, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“for freedom and liberty!”
Most Efficient Economies: 334th Most Rebellious Youth: 420th Highest Crime Rates: 842nd
10.773 billion Euphionians. Keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion.
Left-Leaning College State
“In good we trust.”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 991st Most Efficient Economies: 1,100th Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,143rd
20.15 billion Vexians. Museums and concert halls, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion.
Iron Fist Consumerists
“*clicky clicky!*”
Most Stationary: 1,037thLargest Populations: 1,328thNudest: 2,502nd
31.8b3,360t
SEASON TWO
Capitalizt
“Blessings Upon Your Noble House”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 324th Largest Agricultural Sector: 789th Largest Gambling Industry: 912th
30.659 billion Aukarians. Keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Determination”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 224th Highest Crime Rates: 352nd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 363rd
15.515 billion Mogadishuans. Deadly medical pandemics, national health service, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“The answer, of course, is 42.”
Most Cultured: 132nd Healthiest Citizens: 142nd Best Weather: 216th
25.426 billion ChasingLolans. Keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and strictly enforced bedtime.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“wwwwwwww”
Nudest: 36th Highest Crime Rates: 278th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 312th
15.606 billion Waterians. Frequent executions, rampant corporate plagiarism, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Obey the rules of the road! No spitting on the bus!”
Largest Populations: 565th Highest Economic Output: 9,705th Most Influential: 12,953rd
33.057 billion NS Transit Authorityians. Compulsory military service.
Anarchy
“Laissez-faire, everywhere”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 108th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 303rd
33.793 billion Capitalist Paradiseans. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and hatred of cheese.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Carpe Jugulum”
Largest Populations: 448th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 468th Most Pacifist: 519th
33.454 billion Werebearsians. Parental licensing program, sprawling nuclear power plants, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“QUANTI CANICULA ILLE IN FENESTRA”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 335th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 425th Largest Black Market: 522nd
13.638 billion Taldeaoka. Museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Oh Domina Mea!”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 296th Safest: 340th Most Advanced Public Transport: 870th
31.346 billion Esthians. Parental licensing program, frequent executions, and hatred of cheese.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Justice for all!”
Largest Gambling Industry: 772nd Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,279th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,373rd
16.92 billion Anarchic Sackersians. Keen interest in outer space, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“French Guiana”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 461st Highest Drug Use: 477th Most Politically Free: 703rd
15.122 billion Paraguayans. Absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Our way is the only way!”
Largest Black Market: 172nd Largest Insurance Industry: 285th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 343rd
10.012 billion Aeiasians. Parental licensing program, public floggings, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Fornication is Compulsory”
Largest Information Technology Sector: 236th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 270th Most Rebellious Youth: 281st
13.047 billion Fomdaeborgians. Museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“nil nisi malis terrori”
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 378th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 395th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 434th
16.024 billion Stromnians. Museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and triple-decker prams.
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“All for one, one for all.”
Largest Welfare Programs: 116th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 150th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 217th
9.483 billion Captiot. State-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“All for one, one for all.”
Largest Welfare Programs: 116th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 150th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 217th
9.483 billion Captiot. State-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“All for one, one for all.”
Largest Welfare Programs: 116th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 150th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 217th
9.483 billion Captiot. State-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
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