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ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Capitalist Paradise
“When I think Iím right, nothing bothers me.”
Largest Gambling Industry: 420th Largest Retail Industry: 447th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 677th
4.39 billion Drumpfers. Barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Du Kannst Den Fortschritt Nicht Stoppen”
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,100th Most Rebellious Youth: 12,078th Best Weather: 15,534th
3.746 billion Narnagaesians. Frequent executions, digital currency, and keen interest in outer space.
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Roma Invicta!”
Most Devout: 5,691st Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,494th Fattest Citizens: 6,650th
1.274 billion Romans. Complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Anarchy
“Leave Us Alone.”
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 122nd Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 283rd Rudest Citizens: 484th
24.097 billion Reed Audioans. Frequent executions, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws.
Psychotic Dictatorship
“OOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOoooooo!”
Largest Populations: 397thMost Authoritarian: 3,676thMost Influential: 5,781st
35.6b906t
SEASON TWO
Democratic Socialists
“This machine kills fascists. ”
Most Stationary: 6,598th Most Income Equality: 13,282nd
9.485 billion 58th Revolutionary Worker Councilians. State-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Ozapft is!”
Most Income Equality: 11,418thLargest Black Market: 12,774th
11.2b313t
SEASON TWO
Left-wing Utopia
“United we Stand”
Largest Welfare Programs: 1,100th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,133rd Most Pacifist: 1,201st
7.037 billion Simsemphans. Irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Skin on skin, let the love begin”
Most Average: 11,415th Most Stationary: 11,705th
6.408 billion Padwickians. Burgeoning Laughing swordfish population.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Make America Thirteen States Again!”
Most Conservative: 7,055th Most Ignorant Citizens: 7,193rd Most Extreme: 8,632nd
5.479 billion Trumpheads. Compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Ours is the will that keeps the world turning.”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 877thRudest Citizens: 888thLargest Retail Industry: 934th
1.28b266t

UNCOMMON CARDS

New York Times Democracy
“Does anybody remember laughter?”
Most Stationary: 2,006th Largest Populations: 8,945th Largest Black Market: 13,629th
14.754 billion Stairway To Heavenians. Complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“May All Awaken. May All Be Free”
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,659th Largest Welfare Programs: 2,759th Nudest: 4,595th
15.872 billion Messiahs. National health service, keen interest in outer space, and ban on automobiles.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Zij wilde de wereld zien, hij installeerde Google Earth”
Most Stationary: 3,243rd Most Extensive Civil Rights: 5,941st Most Income Equality: 7,028th
12.894 billion Internetians. Complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“The jump gate to the Enphili Homeworld”
Most Armed: 2,050thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,366thHighest Crime Rates: 3,630th
16.4b1,516t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“The King Of Kings Of The Ganja”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 5,307th Most Rebellious Youth: 5,399th Most Advanced Public Education: 5,603rd
4.663 billion Ganja Godians. Free-roaming dinosaurs, ritual sacrifices, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“☆강성대국☆”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 982nd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,065th Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,072nd
9.191 billion cute Koreans. Prohibition of alcohol, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Nobody gonna walk on water when it falls like acid rain”
Least Corrupt Governments: 4,166thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,765thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,083rd
9.11b984t
SEASON TWO
Democratic Socialists
“In snow we trust”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 784thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,746thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,136th
7.42b687t
SEASON TWO
Father Knows Best State
“The Creed Is Greed”
Most Secular: 1,220th Largest Insurance Industry: 1,982nd Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,296th
4.758 billion Zelengorskians. Frequent executions, public floggings, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“We are the crystal gems, we always save the day.”
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,951st Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,910th Nicest Citizens: 4,074th
3.68 billion Transpridians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare.
Left-Leaning College State
“Order, freedom and eternity.”
Rudest Citizens: 1,216th Largest Retail Industry: 1,420th Most Rebellious Youth: 3,643rd
3.397 billion Nekoes. Rampant corporate plagiarism, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“From Many, One”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 9,580th Largest Agricultural Sector: 10,509th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,529th
2.584 billion Asuna 3ians. Absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“By The People For The People”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 9,939th Most Politically Free: 10,767th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 12,037th
2.157 billion White Cliffians. Public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“I canít hold it any longer”
Most Authoritarian: 916th Most Extreme: 2,373rd Most Conservative: 2,962nd
1.639 billion Sheev Palpatine 4ians. State-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Potet”
Most Authoritarian: 967th Most Extreme: 2,416th Most Conservative: 3,039th
1.118 billion Potato to the Power of 22ians. State-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Striving For Peace, Liberty And Advancement”
Least Corrupt Governments: 1,518thNicest Citizens: 3,738thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,858th
2.36b375t
SEASON TWO

COMMON CARDS

Iron Fist Consumerists
“Hail Our Great Leader of the Eighty-Fourth Reich!”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,459th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,512th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 6,047th
3.085 billion Pawns. Keen interest in outer space, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“No gifs”
Highest Drug Use: 1,881st Most Extensive Civil Rights: 6,994th Least Corrupt Governments: 8,050th
7.522 billion Democratic Republic of Breadians. Irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Where is hell..? *taps head* It's in your mind.”
Largest Insurance Industry: 11,426th
6.81 billion unheard souls. Ban on automobiles, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion.
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