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EPIC CARDS

New York Times Democracy
“We're our own miniscule Earth!”
Most Efficient Economies: 274th Largest Welfare Programs: 447th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 531st
14.575 billion Slickpickians. Keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Do Unto Others.”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 29th Largest Black Market: 134th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 139th
15.017 billion Sovereign Imperial Overlordsians. Aversion to nipples, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Honi soit qui mal y pense”
28.648 billion Artylandians. Complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Everyone is useful, if only as fertilizer”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 11th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 74th
34.208 billion Sinkorswimians. Smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Surely raping space for all it's worth by now.”
33.446 billion Silberklingeans. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and national health service.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Father Knows Best State
“Who dares wins”
Mentor
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,159th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,361st Largest Black Market: 2,233rd
13.094 billion outlanders. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Righteous light shalt shine upon all mankind.”
Safest: 218th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 325th Lowest Crime Rates: 377th
12.281 billion Viseryans. Zero percent divorce rate, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Free land for everyone”
4.202 billion Jenestnians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and flagrant waste-dumping.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Iron Fist Consumerists
“ In Hoc Signo Vinces”
17.871 billion Chinese. Infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and parental licensing program.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Left-Leaning College State
“Laissez les bons temps rouler”
20.493 billion Maurepasans. Smutty television, national health service, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Capitalizt
“Cold Hearts”
Largest Gambling Industry: 146th Highest Crime Rates: 154th Most Armed: 186th
12.549 billion tribals. Complete lack of prisons, flagrant waste-dumping, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Nolite Timere”
Least Corrupt Governments: 429th Nicest Citizens: 618th Most Compassionate Citizens: 674th
22.605 billion Hickssylvanians. Smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“We are the children of destiny. ”
30.102 billion Biyahians. Zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Democratic Socialists
“Kitties will terrorize dogs.”
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 866th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,273rd Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,348th
16.407 billion Kitty Terroristsians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“As well as we can do this side of eternity”
Largest Retail Industry: 262nd Most Cheerful Citizens: 295th Most Devout: 604th
14.539 billion Tarmsdenites. Museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
Democratic Socialists
“Fraternity, Work, Progress”
11.256 billion Sahelians. Pith helmet sales, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Democratic Socialists
“Hail to Violet”
12.612 billion Luzandians. Keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Capitalizt
“freeze”
Highest Crime Rates: 351st Most Armed: 456th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 645th
19.446 billion Tiefgefrorenians. Deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and rampant corporate plagiarism.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“It ain't Ogre till I say it's Ogre!”
7.26 billion Shrek Landians. Closed borders, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Corporate Police State
“Noli turbare circulos meos”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 762nd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 820th Largest Insurance Industry: 837th
9.722 billion Xeldraki. Keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Certus, praecedere.”
Most Rebellious Youth: 107th Highest Crime Rates: 129th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 156th
16.279 billion West Mattasians. Flagrant waste-dumping, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Nay anthropomorphize computers. They hates that!”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 383rd Largest Gambling Industry: 736th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 911th
12.04 billion Mach2ians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and triple-decker prams.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Strength in Unity.”
Largest Welfare Programs: 505th Most Subsidized Industry: 570th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 697th
9.347 billion Shizuhans. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Don't mess with us”
8.312 billion Erisians. Museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and avant-garde cinema.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Fama Et Lux”
Most Subsidized Industry: 625th Most Advanced Public Transport: 873rd Most Developed: 956th
5.535 billion Magionians. Complete lack of prisons, infamous sell-swords, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“If you die in real life, you refound in Osiris”
Most Influential: 1,910th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,979th Largest Black Market: 13,960th
6.21 billion Syberis. Irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Heil Lukas”
5.173 billion Lukians. Anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and otherworldly petting zoo.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Capitalizt
“Never abandon the national struggle.”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 242nd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 283rd Highest Crime Rates: 380th
5.979 billion Trotzans. Museums and concert halls, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“By the Light of Rigel, We find Home”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,309th Largest Welfare Programs: 4,439th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,772nd
5.246 billion Rigelians. Pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“Mind Your Business”
2.997 billion MindYourBusinessians. Rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
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