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Earn Trading Cards by answering issues. Each issue has a chance of granting a new pack!

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25.81 Crystal Palais's trades...

EPIC CARDS

Left-Leaning College State
“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
Largest Populations: 9th Largest Information Technology Sector: 19th Most Scientifically Advanced: 45th
35.019 billion Crystal Palaisians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and vat-grown people.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Left-Leaning College State
“Forward.”
Largest Populations: 356th Highest Economic Output: 2,724th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,997th
33.732 billion Austrivs. Anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Moderation In All Things”
Largest Populations: 46th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 187th Largest Welfare Programs: 2,025th
34.809 billion Ineptians. Deadly medical pandemics, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“It's the economy, stupid!”
Highest Crime Rates: 112th Most Armed: 145th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 149th
20.283 billion HotRodia IIIians. Daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Forever united, forever strong.”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 244th Largest Agricultural Sector: 843rd Healthiest Citizens: 1,037th
10.867 billion Aerigians. National health service, smutty television, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE

UNCOMMON CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“Sempre Nāstic”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 560th Best Weather: 2,181st Largest Populations: 2,676th
25.076 billion Nasticians. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Libertas - Unitas - Faustitas”
Largest Welfare Programs: 1,743rd Most Rebellious Youth: 5,992nd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,040th
14.074 billion Herconians. National health service, unlimited-speed roads, and zero percent divorce rate.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“An independent territory of Kompa Ru!”
Largest Populations: 1,688th Most Stationary: 4,110th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,484th
28.601 billion West Kompa Ruans. Barren, inhospitable landscape.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain.”
Largest Populations: 832nd Largest Gambling Industry: 2,276th Largest Mining Sector: 3,030th
32.048 billion Kompa Ruans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“Well, here we are”
Largest Gambling Industry: 6,683rd Largest Populations: 7,344th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,392nd
16.207 billion HeartWoodsers. Compulsory military service, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Sicilia”
Most Subsidized Industry: 1,067th Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,213th Most Advanced Public Education: 9,441st
12.41 billion Sicilians. National health service, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“Spruce Meadows. Home of the Masters.”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 706th Largest Gambling Industry: 3,827th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,423rd
15.447 billion Spruce Meadowsians. Enslaved workforce, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE