World Assembly Resolutions
Since the rise of the World Assembly from the ashes of its predecessor, the Bureaucracy That Cannot Be Named, WA member nations have worked tirelessly to improve the standard of the world. That, or tried to force other nations to be more like them. But that's just semantics.
Below is every World Assembly resolution ever passed.
Security Council Resolution # 68
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.
NOTING that Thatcherton was once the Prime Minister and World Assembly Delegate of the peaceful region of The Federation of Kievan Rus.
UNDERSTANDING that the leaders of Thatcherton abused their leadership position within the region to eject and ban almost all nations from the region without provocation, including the founder.
ALSO UNDERSTANDING that Thatcherton then declared that the region's "last ten minutes were more interesting than its next ten weeks", indicating Thatcherton's actions were due to boredom of its leaders.
FURTHER UNDERSTANDING that Thatcherton did this due to its leaders planning to abandon the nation to wither into obscurity, thus absolving it of any responsibility of the destruction of its region.
RECOGNIZING that after Thatcherton's treacherous act, The Federation of Kievan Rus crumbled to dust as no nation dared to come back.
DENOUCING that Thatcherton used a puppet state to create a new The Federation of Kievan Rus, which motto on its World Factbook Entry was "All hail Thatcherton!"
ACKNOWLEDGING that even though the original inhabitants have regained The Federation of Kievan Rus, efforts to restore the region to its former glory have not come to fruition.
ALSO ACKNOWLEDGING that despite The Wreaker's pleas to the regions of The Commonwealth of Crowns and The Empire of United Nations to punish Thatcherton, the regions ignored the pleas and went on to eject and ban the innocent The Wreaker while sheltering Thatcherton.
REALIZING that Thatcherton was the chief culprit in the destruction and stagnation of The Federation of Kievan Rus, and proper punishment should be given.
CONCLUDING that Thatcherton is a region destroyer and HEREBY CONDEMNS Thatcherton.
General Assembly Resolution # 165
A resolution to promote funding and the development of education and the arts.
The World Assembly,
RECOGNIZING the goal of this body, the General Assembly, is to improve the world,
BELIEVING the best way this can be done is for delegations to be educated, both now and in the future,
CHOOSING, in this resolution, to focus on future potential delegations, namely children,
BELIEVING that people, including children, should be educated about the World Assembly, and the best way to do this is through simulations of the World Assembly,
REQUIRES member nations to educate people about the role and doings of the World Assembly,
CREATES the organization to be known as the Model World Assembly, or MWA for short,
IDENTIFIES MWA as a simulation of WA meetings and discussions,
RECOMMENDS that nations implement national MWA conferences, which are gatherings where people simulate a WA discussion with the goal of passing resolutions and 'improving the world', and also where they can learn and practice proper diplomatic behavior,
ENCOURAGES individual schools in nations to implement MWA clubs in their school,
CREATES an international MWA conference to be held, here at the World Assembly Headquarters, where people from all over the world can engage in a simulation of WA discussion, using proper diplomatic behavior,
HOPING that with the creation of MWA, more children will be interested in the WA and more educated about the WA.
Security Council Resolution # 69
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.
Security Council Resolution #14 “Liberate Free Thought” shall be struck out and rendered null and void.
OBSERVING that the Liberation was intended to protect Free Thought from griefing by returning its control to a native;
NOTING that since the Liberation of Free Thought, Luna Amore (the last remaining native) has re-founded the region;
AWARE that since Free Thought now has a founder, raiding groups such as The Land of Kings and Emperors are no longer a threat to Free Thought, its WFE or its flag;
RECOGNIZING that Luna Amore desires to have this resolution repealed;
CONCLUDING that this resolution is now obsolete;
WISHING to keep the Security Council's resolutions up to date;
HEREBY Repeals 'Liberate Free Thought'.
General Assembly Resolution # 166
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.
General Assembly Resolution #162 “On Humanitarian Aid” (Category: Civil Rights; Strength: Significant) shall be struck out and rendered null and void.
ACKNOWLEDGING that humanitarian aid is an important international issue and that the World Assembly strives to promote and protect humanitarian aid missions,
RECOGNIZING the importance of providing protection to humanitarian aid workers within conflict areas,
DISMAYED that "On Humanitarian Aid" does not reflect the realities of humanitarian aid missions and the volatile conflicts in which they are undertaken,
DISAPPOINTED that "On Humanitarian Aid" revokes legal protection from any humanitarian aid worker who engages in self-defense against militants, which is a policy that will fundamentally harm the viability of humanitarian aid missions in the future,
WORRIED that "On Humanitarian Aid" does not sufficiently address the concept of "neutral zones" and that the arbitrary declaration of neutral zones may destabilize a conflict or risk the lives humanitarian aid workers,
DETERMINED to prevent the harm of humanitarian aid workers and promote the success of humanitarian aid missions through a more effective and appropriate resolution,
The World Assembly hereby repeals "On Humanitarian Aid."
Security Council Resolution # 70
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.
The Security Council,
RECOGNIZING the World Assembly ambassador of Glen-Rhodes, Dr. Bradford Castro, as one of the most prolific resolution authors of all time,
FURTHER RECOGNIZING the nation's delegation as a massive influence within the General Assembly which has currently drafted and passed an extraordinary collection of resolutions such as:
GAR#52 Food Welfare Act, which prompts the distribution of food to countries plagued by famine while also creating an international seed bank to prevent individual crops from going extinct,
GAR#61 WA Copyright Charter, which creates an international standard for copyrights and protects copyright holders from possible discrimination by individual member-states,
GAR#70 International Competition Laws, which promotes international free trade while preventing impairments to international trade (such as cartels, exclusive trade, and other anti-competitive policies),
GAR#94 Microcredits and Microgrants, which creates the World Microcredit Foundation as well as a subset - the Microgrant Institute - to distribute microloans and microgrants to impoverished individuals,
GAR#112 Convention on Execution, which affects the practice of execution within member states while protecting certain individuals from capital punishment (pregnant individuals, mentally instable individuals, and children). This was an important compromise which resolved a tense resurgence of the capital punishment issue in the General Assembly,
GAR#130 Elections and Assistance Act, which promotes fair election in democratic nations and creates the Organization for Electoral Assistance, the purpose of which is to to assist transitioning democracies with elections,
APPLAUDING the government of Glen-Rhodes for its creation of an automatically updated archive of how any member-nation that uses the service has voted in the General Assembly and the Security Council. This "Vote Tracker" has been immensely useful for any member-nation that wishes to maintain a record of its voting history.
FURTHER APPLAUDING Glen-Rhodes' relentless advocacy for democratic reform in the World Assembly voting system, although not necessarily agreeing with Glen-Rhodes on this issue. The nominee's steadfast advocacy and commitment is incontrovertibly admirable. To reveal what the nominee believed is an undemocratic system, Glen-Rhodes created "RealVotes," which reveals the votes of individual WA nations, the votes of individual WA delegates, and the influence that standard WA members have during individual votes broken down into a percentage,
IMPRESSED by the tenacity expressed by Dr. Castro while debating in the chambers of the General Assembly and by his persistence and application of logic and reasoning,
CONVINCED that any nation that instills such positive change in the world deserves recognition by the medium through which it conducted such change,
HEREBY Commends Glen-Rhodes.