Security Council Resolutions
Since the rise of the World Assembly from the ashes of its predecessor, the Bureaucracy That Cannot Be Named, WA member nations have worked tirelessly to improve the standard of the world. That, or tried to force other nations to be more like them. But that's just semantics.
Below is every World Assembly resolution ever passed.
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Security Council Resolution # 60
Condemn Flag Thief
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.
The Security Council,
Believing that overt imitation or 'stealing' the likeness of another nation's flag is also an offense to (1) international goodwill (2) the integrity of a national identity (3) the sovereignty of a state,
Noting that the nominee is internationally recognized as a 'thief' of national flags, Flag Thief regularly imitates the flags of well-known nations -- imitations that have caused confusion in previous years,
Further Noting that the nominee has conducted this dangerous practice since Jan 2004, and its past victims include: Kandarin, Naivetry , Evil Wolf, Durkadurkiranistan II, Francos Spain, Crazy Girl, SalusaSecondus, Stephistan, Sedgistan, Kryozerkia, Corinthe, MrNonchalant , LadyRebels, The twoslit experiment, Chin-Chillas, Fudgetopia, Mikeswill, Kalibarr, Improving Wordiness and Unibot,
Alarmed by the recent broadening of the Flag Thief's Modus operandi to include regional flags and emblems like the Pacific, Europeia and The Black Hawks as targets of imitation as well -- these transgressions threaten regional sovereignty and harbor the same present dangers to supranational diplomacy and goodwill as imitations of national flags do,
Further Alarmed by the nominee's theft of the World Assembly flag and emblem -- which is an unsanctioned usage of the flag and highly illegal if one recalls the litigation and mass carnage that ensued from the NSUN having used --without authorization-- the distinctive flag of another bureau-that-shall-not-be-named,
Recognizing that (1) the imitation of Francos Spain's flag was a violation of c.1007 of the Civil Code for Uniform Justice and Order in the Pacific ("unauthorized use of another nation's flag or other details as your own"), a rule that is still enforced in the Pacific as c.106 in the current edition of the Pacifican Civil Code, (2) the imitation of the Pacific's flag was a violation of c.405 of the current Pacifican Civil Code ("claiming association, affiliation, or representation of the Pacific government in any act without authorization"),
Recalling that on Jan 20, 2011, Flag Thief used a mocking depiction of Violet -- a popular deity -- as a computer-savvy young girl for its flag which caused an uproar due to the aniconistic traditions of Violetism -- some cited fear and panic that "no one is safe [from imitation]!", others cited the religious offense that the action could have for Violetists,
Expressing its belief that this depiction was for the purposes of hostility against minority religions, not a political rite of free expression. Flag Thief declared that it "proudly [flies] this flag" and further sentiments which identify this as a hostile act against a religious majority disguising itself with a rebellious facade,
Hereby Condemns Flag Thief.
Passed: |
For: | 7,558 | 72.7% |
Against: | 2,833 | 27.3% |
Security Council Resolution # 61
Condemn The Kraven Corporation
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.
The Security Council,
Asserting that, through the following actions, The Kraven Corporation has acted against the World Assembly's principles of promoting international peace, goodwill, and harmony between nations, and therefore warrants condemnation,
Acknowledging that the Kraven Corporation has an infamous history of wanton destruction of all life, be it through military conquest or through pollution from aggressive industrial practices,
Noting that the High Command of The Kraven Corporation has violated the human rights and civil liberties of billions of innocent people who, whether they opposed The Kraven Corporation or not, were exterminated by the corporation during its unholy approach to the proliferation of resources to fuel its perpeptual war machine,
Recognizing that The Kraven Corporation neglects the human rights, dignity, and security of its people by raiding the homes of its own citizens with forces of The Kraven Military Arm in the search of "Thought Criminals,"
Further recognizing that all who are removed from their homes during raids are sent to death in purpose-built extermination facilites without fair trial,
Shocked by the Kraven Corporation's many acts of genocide and other horrific acts including but not limited to:
The continued and widespread usage of slave labour camps, concentration camps, labour camps, internment camps and extermination camps,
The abuse of the human rights of women by forcing them to breed for the sole purpose of producing Capitol Police Infantry,
The abuse of sovereign nations by invading them, subjugating them, and stealing resources from them,
The extermination campaign against Jagada; where approximately four billion people were wiped out by Kraven Capitol Police Battalions,
The extermination campaign against Dreathis where one and a half billion people were wiped out by Capitol Police Battalions,
The destruction of the Groznyian Coastal City by The Subjugator Class Super-Dreadnaught "The Dark Throne II"; where approximatly seven hundred thousand people were killed during the bombardment,
The prolonged carpet bombing of Groznyian Capital City by The Kraven Air Arm,
The vicious bombardment of the island of Svarnok by the Kraven Naval Arm,
Concluding that, by directly opposing the World Assembly's principles of promoting international peace, goodwill, and harmony between nations, by committing itself to a doctrine of absolute warfare, by subjugating those who do not comply to its various requests or demands, and by exterminating those who resist, The Kraven Corporation has shown itself deserving of the scorn of the World Assembly and of a WASC condemnation,
Hereby Condemns The Kraven Corporation.
Passed: |
For: | 7,991 | 73.8% |
Against: | 2,831 | 26.2% |
Security Council Resolution # 62
Repeal: “Condemn Swarmlandia”
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.
Security Council Resolution #47 “Condemn Swarmlandia” shall be struck out and rendered null and void.
The World Assembly,
NOTING that the nation of "Swarmlandia" was recently condemned by the nation of "Sakaba,"
FURTHER NOTING that, according to the accounts of many senior nations which have had numerous years to observe the happenings of this world and according to a statement made by the nation of Sakaba itself years ago, the nation of "Swarmlandia" is controlled by the exact same administration as the nation of "Sakaba,"
STANDING AGAINST such demonstrations of self-acknowledgement through the abuse of an international organization such as the World Assembly Security Council and finding it likely that the member(s) of the administration of both nations only seek to promote their own interests through passing a condemnation of their own lands,
BELIEVING the acts supposedly committed by Swarmlandia to be atrocious, however noting that it was quite possible that such "tourists" could simply have been forced to enter the nation of Swarmlandia by its sister nation of Sakaba for the purposes of justifying such a condemnation of Swarmlandia,
FURTHER IDENTIFYING absolutely no information whatsoever located in the international forums or found in any other such area that verifies the claims made by Sakaba against Swarmlandia; in essence, no credible records of Swarmlandia's torture of foreigners have ever been found and therefore it cannot be so quickly assumed by such an important body as the World Assembly that such events ever took place,
CONCLUDING that this condemnation is an illegitimate attempt to draw attention to jointly controlled territories while not being backed up by any form of substantial evidence whatsoever,
HEREBY REPEALS the condemnation of Swarmlandia.
Passed: |
For: | 8,953 | 89.0% |
Against: | 1,108 | 11.0% |
Security Council Resolution # 63
Commend Ballotonia
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.
THE SECURITY COUNCIL,
ACKNOWLEDGING Ballotonia as an ardent champion of the defender cause,
NOTING that Ballotonia is the mastermind behind the liberation approach called the 'PuppetMaster Attack,' which was first used in The North Pacific in the largest successful liberation to date,
AWARE that Ballotonia presided over the Allied Liberation League, or A.L.L., which was connected to the A.D.N. and at its peak included regions such as The West Pacific, The North Pacific, The Rejected Realms, Nasicournia, Equilism, Nederland, Belgium, Utopia, and North America,
ACKNOWLEDGING Ballotonia's leadership role in the close alliance between the regions of Nederland and Belgium which has helped keep the liberated region of Belgium active and secure under its native delegate of West-Flanders for almost two years to date,
RECOGNIZING the existence of the Ballotonian "office of almost-useless stats," which produced an interesting survey entitled "Flag Use Stats" which recorded statistics such as the most used flag in the world,
APPLAUDING the work of Ballotonian number analysts who conducted a population growth investigation with the goal of determining how quickly nations gain population and uncovered results that surprised many and debunked the old myth about population gain, which was that the population growth would be random as opposed to a systematic increase,
ASTONISHED that despite over 85000 nations currently existing, the same issues keep popping up in all of these nations,
COGNIZANT that Ballotonia has, through extensive research, catalogued these issues and the most common responses to them by nations, given the different issues names and numbers, and also listed the options that nations frequently take when addressing these issues,
RECOGNIZING Ballotonia as the author of the Security Council proposal 'Repeal Commend Sedgistan,' the only Security Council proposal yet to pass in the wake of the coup of The South Pacific by Devonitions, a puppet state of Sedgistan,
HEREBY Commends Ballotonia.
Co-Authored by A mean old man
Passed: |
For: | 7,438 | 73.2% |
Against: | 2,723 | 26.8% |
Security Council Resolution # 64
Repeal: “Liberate Eastern Europe”
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.
Security Council Resolution #36 “Liberate Eastern Europe” shall be struck out and rendered null and void.
The World Assembly Security Council,
RECALLING that the original purpose of Resolution #36 was a dispute over refounding Eastern Europe that has since been resolved with the help of said Resolution,
RECOGNIZING that the WA Delegate it names, Czech mate has served capably and been re-elected twice since, and has overseen the establishment of regional embassies negotiated by Eastern Europe's elected regional diplomat, Flobos, and approved by the natives of Eastern Europe in multiple referenda,
AWARE that the motion to repeal has come from natives of Eastern Europe not involved in the original dispute, with Czech Mate, Flobos, and Romani romania all abstaining in the regional referendum in which the participating parties unanimously supported a repeal by a 10-0 margin, with 5 total abstentions,
UNDERSTANDING that the natives of Eastern Europe feel more secure not having forced liberation status, particularly in light of the recent discovery of a dozen puppets in Eastern Europe and the failure of their master to identify their intent, as well as a separate failed invasion of Eastern Europe approximately one month ago,
RESPECTING that the nations of Eastern Europe believe that repealing Resolution #36 will allow them to finally move on from a tumultuous chapter in their regional history,
CONCLUDING that it is just and proper for the natives of Eastern Europe to decide on and be in control of their own fate,
Hereby repeals Liberate Eastern Europe.
Passed: |
For: | 8,869 | 89.7% |
Against: | 1,015 | 10.3% |