Security Council Resolutions
Since the rise of the World Assembly from the ashes of its predecessor, the Bureaucracy That Cannot Be Named, WA member nations have worked tirelessly to improve the standard of the world. That, or tried to force other nations to be more like them. But that's just semantics.
Below is every World Assembly resolution ever passed.
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Security Council Resolution # 112
Condemn Jakker
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.
The Security Council,
AFFIRMING that Jakker has lead multiple raids in their power as head of TBH's military endeavors and has participated in numerous operations such as the long-term occupations of South Pacific and assisting in the hold of Ether,
DETAILING that Jakker has been responsible for the displacement of a large amount of native nations from their home region and the defeat of copious defender forces wishing only to restore native sovereignty,
NOTING that Jakker was at the forefront of the occupation of The Eastern Islands of Dharma, a defender region that was all but destroyed by the lengthy occupation,
VILIFYING Black Hawk assistance during the occupation of Catholic, an operation lead by Jakker,
FURTHER REVEALING that Jakker has lead, participated in, or planned major military operations in Asia, Atheist Empire, Space, Hippiedom, Furry Federation, and Hell, as well as assisting in major raids or tagging operations that resulted in the displacement of Delegates previously in power for multiple years at a time, including, but not limited to:
Tinnis - in power for 1168 days (3+ years)
Former Principalities - in power for 1256 days (3+years)
Yissing Scalies - in power for 1906 days (5+ years)
Advanced Weaponry 2 - in power for 2663 days (7+ years; at the time, the third longest standing Delegate in the world)
OBSERVING that Jakker authored the invasion of Capitalist Paradise, a region that had not been invaded in nearly eight years and had a long-standing Delegate that has had upwards of 60 WA endorsements,
DISTURBED by the potential number of recruits Jakker has trained in the capacity as head of military operations for TBH and the damage those recruits will continue to inflict on the world,
UTTERLY CONVINCED that Jakker is a threat to world-wide peace and sovereignty of many regions,
Passed: | |
For: | 9,863 | 82.4% |
Against: | 2,111 | 17.6% |
Security Council Resolution # 113
Condemn Aglrinia
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.
The Security Council,
Article I (Laws of a nation)
Shocked that Aglrinia has passed laws specifically allowing the punishments of Sleep Deprevation, Sensory Deprivation, Water-boarding, Lynching, Subjection to extremes of weather and death by a thousand cuts.
Distressed that Aglrinia violates womens rights in declaring that all married women must get their husbands permission if they wish to have a job, they must live wherever the husband wishes to reside, and they must forfeit all jointly held assets upon divorce from her husband.
Appalled that the punishment for a convict marrying after 2010 is the execution of the convict and his entire family.
Concerned that any person flying a flag higher than a Aglrinian flag will be treated as an invading army and dealt with accordingly.
Disgusted that physical mutilation through the removal of limbs is the punishment for certain crimes.
Concerned that contrary to International standards of justice, the presumption is guilty until proven innocent in certain cases.
Article II (Actions of a nation)
Shocked that Aglrinia has launched warning missiles at other nations, regardless of their lack of payload, without provocation or warning.
Distraught that politicians resolve their difference through murder, including the assumption of the Presidency and the murder of other Ministers and those close to them for political means.
Condemning Veniamin Fortunatov's, the Premier of Aglrinia, ordered mass cleansing of all provinces of fascist beings.
Deploring the rapid imprisonment of significant populations in state gulags.
Article III (Responsibility for the actions of dependent territories - Luxemburg)
Recognizing Luxembourg is a dependent territory of Aglrinia.
Observing that Luxembourg has been found guilty by The Commonwealth Society of entering the region and assuming positions of responsibility while Aglrinia was banned, disrupting the internal politics of the region.
Disturbed that Luxembourg acting in its role as Interim Delegate of Balder forced a takeover the region.
Shocked that Luxembourg endeavored to gain access to sensitive regional information, attempting to use said information to manipulate the regional information and communication sources.
Article IV (Responsibility for the actions of dependent territories - Syrakhstan)
Recognizing Syrakhstan is a dependent territory of Aglrinia.
Observing that Syrakhstan entered The Commonwealth Society in violation of a banning order of Aglrinia and all puppet states, further destabilizing the internal politics of the region.
Disgusted that prisoners are subjected to torture, including removal of fingers and teeth.
Concerned that the international press was ejected from Syrakhstan.
Appalled at indiscriminate government bombardment of civilian populations and religious building resulting in huge loss of life and outrage.
Article V (Responsibility for the actions of founded regions - Kami no Chikara)
Recognizing Aglrinia as the founder of the region, Kami no Chikara.
Appalled that raids of the regions Great German Empire and UGFLSPN by Kami no Chikara ultimately led to the destruction of both regions.
Contending that the actions of Aglrinia are deserving of a condemnation by the Security Council,
Hereby Condemns Aglrinia
Passed: |
For: | 7,804 | 65.5% |
Against: | 4,106 | 34.5% |
Security Council Resolution # 114
Repeal: “Condemn Hippostania”
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.
Security Council Resolution #107 “Condemn Hippostania” shall be struck out and rendered null and void.
The Security Council,
RECOGNIZING the World Assembly as a sovereign and governing body of the member nations therein,
REALIZING that many nations which hold membership in the World Assembly are in violation, intentionally or otherwise, of some laws passed by the General Assembly,
BELIEVING that it is fully unrealistic to expect all nations in the WA to comply to the letter of every mandate, law, and sub-council given power in these halls,
FURTHER BELIEVING that Hippostania exaggerated tales of their WA transgressions and that the nation in question sought a Security Council Condemnation as a tool of notoriety and fame,
NOTING that Hippostania has not carried out any unique or particularly world-affecting misdeeds as characterized in SC#107 and that many of the crimes mentioned have been trumped-up with extravagant claims and information provided by Hippostania, a practice highly discouraged in the Security Council,
COGNISANT that far more evil nations exist in the world that deserve the attention of the Security Council and that such Condemnations should have their use restricted to nations that commit the most egregious transgressions in order to not diminish its value,
CONFIRMING that such relatively minor infractions should not be forever immortalized in the halls of the Security Council,
WISHING TO altogether strike down a Condemnation that could be easily applied to many nations across the world,
HEREBY REPEALS SC#107.
Passed: |
For: | 10,319 | 83.8% |
Against: | 1,997 | 16.2% |
Security Council Resolution # 115
Repeal: “Liberate Land of the Liberals”
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.
Security Council Resolution #15 “Liberate Land of the Liberals” shall be struck out and rendered null and void.
Description: WA Security Council Resolution #15: Liberate Land of the Liberals shall be struck out and rendered null and void.
Recognizing that Liberate the Land of the Liberals sought to prevent New Earth from oppressing said region,
Observing that since the passing Security Council Resolution number fifteen, the Land of the Liberals is no longer in the control of either New Earth or the original members and has been re-founded as the property of the Alliance of Dictators,
Disappointed that the Alliance of Dictators openly taunt the Security Council by claiming to have finally defeated Liberate the Land of the Liberals,
Concluding that Security Council Resolution number fifteen no longer serves a purpose beyond being used for propaganda by the Alliance of Dictators,
Hereby Repeals "Liberate Land of the Liberals"
Passed: |
For: | 10,863 | 91.9% |
Against: | 955 | 8.1% |
Security Council Resolution # 116
Repeal: “Condemn True North”
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.
Security Council Resolution #105 “Condemn True North” shall be struck out and rendered null and void.
The Security Council:
RECOGNIZING that the regional population within the Condemned region has dropped from over 5,000 nations in the weeks prior to the passage of SC#105 to a more reasonable amount numbering in the hundreds of nations,
CONFIDENT that True North no longer carries out willful nation-gathering tactics and in so doing no longer poses a threat to regional recruitment or the traveling speeds of the world,
BELIEVING that the Condemnation has succeeded as the region has drastically reduced the use of "puppet flooding" to artificially inflate the regional population,
REMAINING vehemently opposed to regions who use the tactic of "puppet flooding," as in the case that led to the passage of SC#105,
COGNIZANT that SC#105 is now superfluous and no longer applicable, due to the aforementioned reasons,
HEREBY REPEALS SC#105, "Condemn True North."
Co-Authored by Vinage and Mousebumples
Passed: |
For: | 9,678 | 82.7% |
Against: | 2,022 | 17.3% |