Security Council Resolutions
Since the rise of the World Assembly from the ashes of its predecessor, the Bureaucracy That Cannot Be Named, WA member nations have worked tirelessly to improve the standard of the world. That, or tried to force other nations to be more like them. But that's just semantics.
Below is every World Assembly resolution ever passed.
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Security Council Resolution # 111
Commend Krulltopia
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.
The Security Council,
Recognizing Krulltopia as the current World Assembly Delegate of The Pacific and Emperor of the New Pacific Order (NPO), the governing body of The Pacific;
Noting that Krulltopia has reigned in The Pacific for well over three years after being appointed to the position of Delegate by the previous Emperor of the New Pacific Order, Moo-Cows with Guns;
Further Noting that, over the course of those three plus years, Krulltopia has worked tirelessly and meticulously with only the aid of a few, very close allies to maintain the flawless security and stability of The Pacific, while promoting the safety of the other Pacific regions;
Acknowledging, as an example of the aforementioned dedication to regional security, Krulltopias exposure of former Balder Delegate, Luxembourg, when the nation was found to have infiltrated and gained control of assets owned by Balders former Vice Delegate, Fotar, and planned to use these stolen assets to assume complete control of Balders forums, usurp and cripple the nation of Fotar, and forcibly take control of the entire region of Balder;
Understanding that this exposure of Luxembourgs corruption allowed the nations scheme to be halted preemptively before any significant damage could be done to Balder and to the nation of Fotar;
Further Recognizing Krulltopia as the first Pacific Delegate to ban the obsolete and disruptive practice of Regional Message Board (RMB) advertising, a decision which encouraged other Pacific governments to follow suit, resulting in encouraged international interaction within the Pacific regions;
Observing that Krulltopia has been an active member of The Pacifics community and government for over eight years, working tirelessly to advance The Pacific in every aspect found in lines with regional culture and tradition;
Further Acknowledging the strong stands The Pacific has taken against regions that follow hateful ideologies, such as The Greater German Reich, under Krulltopias leadership;
Believing Krulltopia has performed spectacularly in the position of NPO Emperor and Delegate of The Pacific, preserving The Pacific as a bastion of stability, expanding the tight-knit NPO community, and rebuilding many of the formerly cherished features of the regions government such as the Pacific Army, Pacific News Network, and the Peoples Congress;
Conceding that, while regional autocracies and meritocracies are not popular outside The Pacific, this system, which is now faithfully maintained and honoured by Krulltopia, has lasted in the region since antiquity, and is accepted and supported by all loyal and devoted denizens;"
Deeming Krulltopias enlightened leadership to be worthy of international and interregional appreciation;
Hereby Commends: Krulltopia
Drafted by A mean old man; Co-Authored by Feux.
Passed: | |
For: | 9,833 | 78.8% |
Against: | 2,640 | 21.2% |
Security Council Resolution # 112
Condemn Jakker
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.
The Security Council,
AFFIRMING that Jakker has lead multiple raids in their power as head of TBH's military endeavors and has participated in numerous operations such as the long-term occupations of South Pacific and assisting in the hold of Ether,
DETAILING that Jakker has been responsible for the displacement of a large amount of native nations from their home region and the defeat of copious defender forces wishing only to restore native sovereignty,
NOTING that Jakker was at the forefront of the occupation of The Eastern Islands of Dharma, a defender region that was all but destroyed by the lengthy occupation,
VILIFYING Black Hawk assistance during the occupation of Catholic, an operation lead by Jakker,
FURTHER REVEALING that Jakker has lead, participated in, or planned major military operations in Asia, Atheist Empire, Space, Hippiedom, Furry Federation, and Hell, as well as assisting in major raids or tagging operations that resulted in the displacement of Delegates previously in power for multiple years at a time, including, but not limited to:
Tinnis - in power for 1168 days (3+ years)
Former Principalities - in power for 1256 days (3+years)
Yissing Scalies - in power for 1906 days (5+ years)
Advanced Weaponry 2 - in power for 2663 days (7+ years; at the time, the third longest standing Delegate in the world)
OBSERVING that Jakker authored the invasion of Capitalist Paradise, a region that had not been invaded in nearly eight years and had a long-standing Delegate that has had upwards of 60 WA endorsements,
DISTURBED by the potential number of recruits Jakker has trained in the capacity as head of military operations for TBH and the damage those recruits will continue to inflict on the world,
UTTERLY CONVINCED that Jakker is a threat to world-wide peace and sovereignty of many regions,
Passed: | |
For: | 9,863 | 82.4% |
Against: | 2,111 | 17.6% |
Security Council Resolution # 113
Condemn Aglrinia
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.
The Security Council,
Article I (Laws of a nation)
Shocked that Aglrinia has passed laws specifically allowing the punishments of Sleep Deprevation, Sensory Deprivation, Water-boarding, Lynching, Subjection to extremes of weather and death by a thousand cuts.
Distressed that Aglrinia violates womens rights in declaring that all married women must get their husbands permission if they wish to have a job, they must live wherever the husband wishes to reside, and they must forfeit all jointly held assets upon divorce from her husband.
Appalled that the punishment for a convict marrying after 2010 is the execution of the convict and his entire family.
Concerned that any person flying a flag higher than a Aglrinian flag will be treated as an invading army and dealt with accordingly.
Disgusted that physical mutilation through the removal of limbs is the punishment for certain crimes.
Concerned that contrary to International standards of justice, the presumption is guilty until proven innocent in certain cases.
Article II (Actions of a nation)
Shocked that Aglrinia has launched warning missiles at other nations, regardless of their lack of payload, without provocation or warning.
Distraught that politicians resolve their difference through murder, including the assumption of the Presidency and the murder of other Ministers and those close to them for political means.
Condemning Veniamin Fortunatov's, the Premier of Aglrinia, ordered mass cleansing of all provinces of fascist beings.
Deploring the rapid imprisonment of significant populations in state gulags.
Article III (Responsibility for the actions of dependent territories - Luxemburg)
Recognizing Luxembourg is a dependent territory of Aglrinia.
Observing that Luxembourg has been found guilty by The Commonwealth Society of entering the region and assuming positions of responsibility while Aglrinia was banned, disrupting the internal politics of the region.
Disturbed that Luxembourg acting in its role as Interim Delegate of Balder forced a takeover the region.
Shocked that Luxembourg endeavored to gain access to sensitive regional information, attempting to use said information to manipulate the regional information and communication sources.
Article IV (Responsibility for the actions of dependent territories - Syrakhstan)
Recognizing Syrakhstan is a dependent territory of Aglrinia.
Observing that Syrakhstan entered The Commonwealth Society in violation of a banning order of Aglrinia and all puppet states, further destabilizing the internal politics of the region.
Disgusted that prisoners are subjected to torture, including removal of fingers and teeth.
Concerned that the international press was ejected from Syrakhstan.
Appalled at indiscriminate government bombardment of civilian populations and religious building resulting in huge loss of life and outrage.
Article V (Responsibility for the actions of founded regions - Kami no Chikara)
Recognizing Aglrinia as the founder of the region, Kami no Chikara.
Appalled that raids of the regions Great German Empire and UGFLSPN by Kami no Chikara ultimately led to the destruction of both regions.
Contending that the actions of Aglrinia are deserving of a condemnation by the Security Council,
Hereby Condemns Aglrinia
Passed: |
For: | 7,804 | 65.5% |
Against: | 4,106 | 34.5% |
Security Council Resolution # 114
Repeal: “Condemn Hippostania”
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.
Security Council Resolution #107 “Condemn Hippostania” shall be struck out and rendered null and void.
The Security Council,
RECOGNIZING the World Assembly as a sovereign and governing body of the member nations therein,
REALIZING that many nations which hold membership in the World Assembly are in violation, intentionally or otherwise, of some laws passed by the General Assembly,
BELIEVING that it is fully unrealistic to expect all nations in the WA to comply to the letter of every mandate, law, and sub-council given power in these halls,
FURTHER BELIEVING that Hippostania exaggerated tales of their WA transgressions and that the nation in question sought a Security Council Condemnation as a tool of notoriety and fame,
NOTING that Hippostania has not carried out any unique or particularly world-affecting misdeeds as characterized in SC#107 and that many of the crimes mentioned have been trumped-up with extravagant claims and information provided by Hippostania, a practice highly discouraged in the Security Council,
COGNISANT that far more evil nations exist in the world that deserve the attention of the Security Council and that such Condemnations should have their use restricted to nations that commit the most egregious transgressions in order to not diminish its value,
CONFIRMING that such relatively minor infractions should not be forever immortalized in the halls of the Security Council,
WISHING TO altogether strike down a Condemnation that could be easily applied to many nations across the world,
HEREBY REPEALS SC#107.
Passed: |
For: | 10,319 | 83.8% |
Against: | 1,997 | 16.2% |
Security Council Resolution # 115
Repeal: “Liberate Land of the Liberals”
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.
Security Council Resolution #15 “Liberate Land of the Liberals” shall be struck out and rendered null and void.
Description: WA Security Council Resolution #15: Liberate Land of the Liberals shall be struck out and rendered null and void.
Recognizing that Liberate the Land of the Liberals sought to prevent New Earth from oppressing said region,
Observing that since the passing Security Council Resolution number fifteen, the Land of the Liberals is no longer in the control of either New Earth or the original members and has been re-founded as the property of the Alliance of Dictators,
Disappointed that the Alliance of Dictators openly taunt the Security Council by claiming to have finally defeated Liberate the Land of the Liberals,
Concluding that Security Council Resolution number fifteen no longer serves a purpose beyond being used for propaganda by the Alliance of Dictators,
Hereby Repeals "Liberate Land of the Liberals"
Passed: |
For: | 10,863 | 91.9% |
Against: | 955 | 8.1% |