Security Council Resolutions
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Security Council Resolution # 307
Condemn Auphelia
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.
The Security Council,
Beginning with lamentation that Auphelia has subjugated The South Pacific to its rule as a four-time Local Councillor of the region;
Frightened by the sheer number of messages with which Auphelia has bombarded various regional message boards, making it impossible for nations to keep up with vital diplomatic affairs,
Incensed that, to make matters worse, Auphelia has published many of these messages on trivial or pernicious topics in outrageous disregard of readers sanity (for example, repeatedly issuing statements consisting only of quotes from a certain satirical sitcom, as well as flooding several regions with portraits of Auphelian cult leader Norman the Turtle, causing him to gain a following in other nations and leading to chaos and disruption in world communication);
Sympathetic to the government of The South Pacific, which was forced to create an entirely new line of communication in the region of Knowhere in response to Auphelias persistent disregard for norms of diplomatic interaction;
Mortified that Auphelia has inundated The South Pacific with hundreds of polls on wasteful or egocentric topics, of which it is best to mention only a few in order to preserve voters intellects, such as Cats: What are they? and What word best describes Auphelia?;
Turning up its nose at the nine horrendous musicals Auphelian playwrights have authored, including The Gods, Tyrannical, and Helter Skelter, which (in addition to the aforementioned polls) Auphelia sends to unconsenting nations in The East Pacific, The North Pacific, 10000 Islands, Forest, and elsewhere by commandeering The South Pacifics embassies;
Quite annoyed that Auphelia claims its language consists only of words that look like wheat, causing foreigners to unintentionally insult Auphelia and cause diplomatic crises simply by saying wheat wheat when they mean wheat wheat;
Appalled that Auphelia has wreaked havoc in world bureaucracy by instructing the officials of new nations to fill out fictitious forms and complete absurd or impossible actions as if they were enforceable law;
Calling out Auphelias state media, Auphelia News Now, for its biased and scandal-focused journalism, which has involved reporting on a fabricated rodent takeover of the world and perpetuating the conspiracy theory that The South Pacifics regional mascot had been kidnapped;
Very disappointed that Auphelia allowed its satellite nation, Puddles the puppy, to terrorize the regions of Lazarus and The East Pacific by sending an admittedly cute but secretly Auphelian-possessed puppy named Puddles to snuffle hundreds of national leaders to death;
Tut-tutting at the fact that Auphelia supports roving bands of pirates, which not only make safe navigation of The South Pacifics seas a nightmare, but have also invaded The North Pacific on several occasions;
Enraged that Auphelia advocated the wholesale genocide of all marsupials, labelling nations with high marsupial populations as marsupial scum and establishing the Anti-Marsupial Council to arrest and interrogate marsupial sympathisers;
Unable to express the full extent of its revulsion at Auphelias pioneering of so-called creative torture methods, including, as a small sampling:
Ripping off the limbs of victims and shoving them in the victims eyes,
Chopping up victims and serving them in a soup cauldron,
Dipping victims in capsaicin,
Whacking victims with tentacles and lead pipes,
Flaying victims alive,
Cracking open victims rib cages and performing vivisections,
Sending waves of insects to enter the orifices of victims to eat the victims organs, lay their eggs, and eat through their flesh, and
Throwing victims into a woodchipper;
Utterly horrified at the vast number of crimes against humanity, including the aforementioned as well as numerous others, which Auphelia has advocated or committed on victims from across the world and particularly frequently on citizens of The Solar System Scope and Si-topia;
Revealing that Auphelia has turned these gross savageries into an industry, having established several immoral facilities from which it derives a great portion of its economic product:
The Torture Labyrinth, in which hundreds of victims languish,
The Auphelian Hospital and Tetanus Emporium, from which no patient has yet emerged alive,
The Pleasure Centre, a strip club and erotic ice cream parlour;
Simply shocked that Auphelias reign of terror in The South Pacific continues, unchecked, to this day;
Passed: |
For: | 14,537 | 66.0% |
Against: | 7,474 | 34.0% |
Security Council Resolution # 308
Commend Candensia
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.
The Security Council,
Conscious of the many imperfections in the world, and the mandate given to national leaders to address these blemishes when the opportunity arises,
Grateful to individuals, organizations, and nations that bring these dilemmas into the public eye, allowing nations the opportunity to address the issues facing their communities,
Acknowledging Candensia as an exemplary nation in this regard, having brought no less than twelve matters of national concern to the desks of political leaders, including:
The funding of music education via A-Major Debate;
Public safety from serious weather threats and the practicality of various alarm systems via Siren Song;
Ethical treatment of criminals, through last meals before execution, via A Meal to Die For, and prison release for terminally ill and elderly inmates, via The Sickest Criminals;
The environmental effects of artificial dye via Rivers of Blood;
Travel safety and environmental health in mountainous areas via Rocky Road; and
Humanitarian aid to a difficult-to-access island following a series of natural disasters via Crate Work, Plane and Simple;
Observing additionally the crucial role Candensia has in preserving peace in its region The Hole to Hide In, where, through its offices of World Assembly Delegate and Chief Moderator, the nation acts as the principal author and enforcer of regional law and standards, including those governing military size and just warfare,
Appreciative of Candensias contributions to this very body, as the principal author of SC #275 "Commend Jutsa", which formally recognized a nation similarly dedicated to addressing political issues, and as coauthor of SC #291 "Commend Duxburian Union", which acknowledged a prolific defender of vulnerable regions and dedicated member of its region,
Convinced that Candensia, for its dedication to the betterment of the world on both the national and the international level, deserves praise from the highest of powers,
Hereby commends Candensia.
Passed: |
For: | 18,797 | 91.5% |
Against: | 1,755 | 8.5% |
Security Council Resolution # 309
Commend Vilita and Turori
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.
The Security Council,
Recognizing the Colonial Union of Vilita and turori includes Vilita, the founder of Atlantian Oceania, a region that was established in early 2004 and is renowned for holding the most collective NationStates World Cup victories amongst its members.
Applauding the efforts of Vilita in fostering a welcoming environment by championing the Baptism of Fire; a tournament for nations new to international sport and for providing them with the opportunity to practice and compete against similarly inexperienced opponents before making their debut on the stage of NationStates World Cup arenas.
Astonished by the fact that Vilita and Turori have triumphed in a record-setting eleven Nationstates World Cup Committee (WCC) sanctioned events, including:
Having achieved five NationStates World Cup victories (as Vilita: XX, LXVIII, LXXVII, LXXXI, and LXXXII); a joint-record attained by just two other nations in the tournaments history.
Being the only competitor to have amassed five Cup of Harmony titles (four as Turori); defeating formidable opponents on the route to this accolade.
Claiming victory in the Baptism of Fire tournament (as Turori); an event for debuting nations, which Vilita has shaped influentially by being the former permanent senior host and by cementing its place as a permanent fixture of the NationStates World Cup cycle.
Possessing the remarkable distinction of having never lost a championship match until Vilita and Turori competed against each other in the 82nd NationStates World Cup final, following which they were separately recognized as #1 and #2 in the WCC rankings.
Noting that the standard roster form introduced by Turori in its co-hosting of the 19th NationStates World Cup has been universally adopted in subsequent World Cups and other sporting events to regulate interactions and encounters between competing nations.
Appreciating the organizations which originate from Vilita & Turori, which in large part have made an undeniably positive impact in the world of sports, which include:
The creation of Tropicorp: a quasi-governmental entity known for its research and development activities, being a provider of high-quality sporting equipment such as racing tires, kits, and match balls, and for having their equipment being used in many prominent tournaments worldwide.
The formation of the Cocoabo Preservation Society, a not-for-profit organization dedicated to the protection of Turoris endangered Cocoabo species, by administering land which is now known as the Cocoabo Forest.
The maintenance of Twii.tur, a social networking site used by athletes and their fans around the globe to keep in touch with one another and share their love of sports.
Understanding that the task of hosting international events is not a privilege that is bestowed lightly and that the duty of ensuring these events commence in a smooth fashion is an undertaking typically reserved for only the most prolific and experienced nations.
Awed at how despite this, Vilita and Turori have successfully hosted numerous of the worlds most timeless and prestigious sporting events, such as:
The co-hosting of six NationStates World Cups, which ranks as the second most hostings of all time.
The hosting of five Cup of Harmony tournaments and ten Baptism of Fire tournaments, which stands alone as the most hostings of all time for both WCC supporting tournaments.
The co-hosting of the 14th Winter Olympic Games with Liventia, which is widely revered as being one of the most difficult tournaments to host.
Cognizant of the Vilitan Plan for hosting, which Vilita introduced as a novel approach that allows senior World Cup hosts to mentor junior nations through direct participation in the World Cup hosting process.
Highlighting the many contributions that Vilita and Turori have made to the International Art Trade, via their avid collecting of all legendary quality artifacts in the initial release, the amassment of one of the highest value collections ever known and for establishing one of the most pre-eminent forums of artifact collection in the multiverse.
Believing that the overall imprint that Vilita and Turori has left on the multiverse, as outlined herein, is representative of a legacy thats worth remembering and preserving for future observers; as both international sports and international arts trade are avenues toward sustaining peace and prosperity for participating nations in addition to improving the morale of millions.
Hereby Commends Vilita and Turori.
Co-authored by Electrum
Passed: |
For: | 18,064 | 90.9% |
Against: | 1,818 | 9.1% |
Security Council Resolution # 310
Commend Crushing Our Enemies
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.
The Security Council,
Acclaiming Crushing Our Enemies years of leadership within NationStates and declaring that this body should not be deterred by the nation's name, but instead focus on their accomplishments,
Remarking that the nominee controls General COE of The North Pacific (TNP); the largest region in NationStates,
Impressed with General COEs dedication to The North Pacific's security through their involvement in the regions Security Council; both as a member and as the Vice-Delegate which oversees the council,
Declaring General COE as a leading author of legislative and constitutional reform proposals that have increased the stability and effectiveness of TNP's democratic governance including:
The How a Bill Becomes a Law Amendment: Clarified how and when legislation takes effect;
The OR Bill: Added language to the regional legal code for consistent handling of citizenship applications;
The Oath Reform Bill: Eliminated a formatting barrier for new members applying for citizenship;
The Reopen Nominations Fix Bill: Improved voting ballots to allow citizens to both express their preference of candidate as well as whether or not to reopen nominations;
The Let's Stop Worrying About Numbers Bill: Added expectations for how constitutional clauses were formatted and allowed Speakers to correct formatting errors in a more streamlined process;
The Zombie Preparedness Act: Allowed the region to more efficiently handle zombie emergencies;
Revering their persistence in developing physical copies of the regions constitution and delivering these documents to 200 fellow nation leaders,
Emphasizing General COEs efforts in modernizing the operations of the regions Speakers Office and transforming the position into a significant role that nations actively aspire to by:
Adding responsibilities to the Deputy Speakers' role for smoother transitions and to promote the retention of institutional memory;
Updating the list of nations that held membership in the Regional Assembly after months of neglect and setting a new standard for the prompt processing of new member applications;
Underscoring the importance of this nation's role in the creation of the Election Commission within The North Pacific, as well as the design of many mottos for governmental offices that increased pride and prestige,
Thanking General COE 's leadership, including being appointed as the first Surgeon General, in developing the regional strategic responses and organizing the distribution of cures to other nations during times in which TNP has faced zombie epidemics,
Illuminating the nominee's 10+ years of military accomplishments, which has included:
Developing a rank and promotion system that many regional military groups have adopted and continue to use to this day to help clarify roles and allow new nations to understand how to achieve each rank; which did not simply outline hierarchical positions like others before, but gave new responsibilities and recognition with promotions;
Playing a vital role in the foreign policy practices and regional responses of The Black Hawks' Council including the aftermath of the military weapon, Predator, being found to be against international law;
Promoting a culture of professionalism and responsibility in The Black Hawks that exists to this day, despite the potential of unsavory nations being drawn to conquering other regions;
Noting that Crushing Our Enemies has made several musical contributions to NationStates including the songs, Moves Like Jakker and Grey Wardens Boogie,
Yielding that while their songs have not won every global song contest competed in, they have earned numerous awards and these songs are known across NationStates,
Concluding that this nominee has devoted much energy towards maximizing the Organization of regional practices for the benefit of so many other nations and should be Esteemed by this body,
Hereby commends Crushing Our Enemies.
Passed: |
For: | 15,370 | 75.0% |
Against: | 5,135 | 25.0% |
Security Council Resolution # 311
Commend 9003
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.
The Security Council,
Seeing the popularity of art collecting among many nations throughout the smallest and largest regions of the world, yet saddened to see much of this artwork being labeled by critics as "common" and therefore indiscriminately relegated to the junkyards of many nations without further thought or care,
Amazed at the efforts of the curators of the art galleries in 9003 to bring to the limelight otherwise forgotten pieces, proudly displaying more than one hundred thousand of these so-called common artworks, including twenty-two thousand that no longer exist; these may be forgotten entirely without the efforts of 9003,
Praising the efforts of 9003 to distribute and freely allow the use of their personal art finding software to the curators of other art museums the world over, these efforts include:
Creating a suite of tools that assist in the intake and cataloging of recently acquired artworks
Creating the Deal Finder software package, which enables curators to identify artwork that is for sale at below average prices,
Ensuring that the software is used properly by publishing guides for their own software as well as the software of others, and directly assisting those in need of assistance,
Impressed by 9003's maintenance of a report of more than ten thousand satellite states belonging to various art collectors, which enables traders to avoid conflict with otherwise unrecognizable states,
Recognizing 9003's position as Deputy Guildmaster of the North Pacific Cards Guild, a guild meant to promote unity and cooperation among art collectors, where 9003 has utilized their influence to play a significant role in recruiting new members and giving well-deserved recognition to creative artwork collections as part of The Monthly Card Collection Competition,
Respecting 9003's smaller collections, which are designed to bring attention to certain topics, including:
Mathematical Beauties, honoring mathematical concepts,
Nice, a similar collection celebrating a number,
Winter Wonderland: School During a Snow Storm, a particularly creative collection depicting a school environment during a snow storm,
Single Awareness Day, reminding single individuals to love themselves,
Another Worthless Collection, highlighting a temporary technical flaw in the artwork valuation system,
Acknowledging 9003's efforts to promote community among artwork dealers across the world by creating and hosting Olympic Games for art, where art curators from different nations competed in various events to better manage their art galleries, find unique artwork, and to learn to appreciate artwork for traits beyond critical acclaim and high monetary value,
Noting that 9003 generously gave out prizes for these games from their personal art galleries, including some of the most expensive artworks in history of the multiverse, from nations such as Soops, Nervun, and Frisbeeteria; these gifts were unprecedented in their magnitude among the artwork community,
Lauding 9003's impressive military service protecting vulnerable regions in the forces of Mordor, where 9003 rose to the rank of general, this service includes:
Liberating regions under control of enemy forces attempting to destroy regional history, communications, and unity,
Restoring regions formerly destroyed by enemy forces, by restoring regional history, detagging, and preserving important inter-regional connections,
Massive production of nuclear weaponry for defense of billions of citizens under the faction 'It All Goes Karputsk In The End' during the nuclear apocalypse,
Emphasizing 9003's similarly valuable contributions in the North Pacific Army, which involve:
Participating in the destruction of hate-filled regions known for preaching fascist ideals,
Creating a backup index of regional histories in case the current system fails; without this regional history would be freely and easily destroyed by enemy forces,
Developing a safer, more efficient version of a tool known as Breeze, enabling defenders to react quicker to potential threats,
Admiring 9003s authorship of SC303, a commendation for a similarly deserving member of the artwork community,
Concluding that 9003 is an artwork powerhouse that has risen to prominence above hundreds of others for their generosity, positive influence in the community, and openness to new members,
Hereby Commends 9003
Coauthored by Ransium
Passed: |
For: | 13,882 | 74.3% |
Against: | 4,806 | 25.7% |