Security Council Resolutions
Since the rise of the World Assembly from the ashes of its predecessor, the Bureaucracy That Cannot Be Named, WA member nations have worked tirelessly to improve the standard of the world. That, or tried to force other nations to be more like them. But that's just semantics.
Below is every World Assembly resolution ever passed.
Security Council Resolution # 191
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.
Security Council Resolution #187 “Condemn DEN” shall be struck out and rendered null and void.
The Security Council,
Noting the acts of aggression committed by the DEN war machine against innocent regions and recognizing it as a threat,
Recalling that raider groups have been using the name DEN since ancient times, and that many incarnations of the region have existed,
Recognizing that the current incarnation of DEN was spawned in the wake of the destruction of The Black Riders, but remained a separate entity from The Black Riders, having different leadership, attracting many new raiders who had never been members of the previously mentioned group, and employing different, less mechanical strategies,
Disappointed that SC #187 falls for the common misconception that the two raider groups are one and the same, when they are in fact quite different from one another,
Shocked that SC # 187 insinuates that DEN destroys unique cultures and communities throughout NationStates, yet fails to provide even a single example of a refound to support this claim,
Reminded that DEN has not refounded a native region by force since its revival, excluding the raider region Power Is Rising, which negates the second clause completely as none of the listed raids caused regional destruction on any scale,
Skeptical regarding the statement that DEN conducted The invasion of the region of Christmas considering the fact that there is no evidence that DEN has ever led an occupation of said region. The only recorded DEN involvement in any occupation of Christmas was the reinforcement of a 2012 raid conducted by Asgard. SC #187 makes it out as if DEN invaded the region, when in reality, DEN was one of four raider groups who merely reinforced a fifth groups invasion,
Confused as to why DENs raid of Paradoxia goes completely unmentioned throughout SC# 187, despite being one of the modern DENs earliest and most controversial raids,
Appalled by the simply atrocious number of spelling, grammar, and syntax errors throughout the proposal, including:
The use of appaled instead of appalled in the third clause,
The inconsistent use of punctuation marks throughout the proposal,
The statement that the invasion of Catholic occurred in the 2012,
The multiple uses of the phrase on Nationstates in clauses two and five, which Sedgistan, a member of the Secretariat, has described as being grammatically incorrect,
And the horrific half thought, even though the atrocities they have done to many regions on Nationstates in the sixth clause,
Asserting that the language used throughout SC #187 is not fit to be used in a book report, let alone in an international law,
Exasperated by the concept that there were raiding strategies and tactics that condemned the Black Riders, when it is a well known fact that it was the Security Council that condemned The Black Riders,
Realizing that the condemnation has been publicly dismissed by many Security Council veterans as being poorly written and hastily submitted,
Remembering that the condemnation of DEN is not a time sensitive issue, and should be done with at least enough care as to not make basic spelling and grammar mistakes, as well as to avoid major factual errors,
Concluding that Security Council Resolution #187 Condemn DEN is not fit for use by this esteemed body,
Hereby Repeals SC #187: Condemn DEN.
Co-Authored by Tim-Opolis
Security Council Resolution # 192
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.
RECOGNIZING the horrific actions taken by DEN to destroying small regions;
DISTURBED about the raiding tactics used to wipe out any region;
SHOCKED at DEN's ability to form alliances with other regions, including, but not limited to, The Black Hawks, and their ability to detect those who side with DEN and those who oppose their horrific raiding tactics;
FEELING SORROW for DEN's random targets whom do not expect their small, friendly region to be attacked by evil dictators;
BEWILDERED about DEN's choice of targets, as they aren't specific; which makes DEN's act of raiding a sport;
TERRIFIED at DEN's ability to conquer large regions as well, including, but not limited to:
NOTING DEN will continue to bring despair to many regions, as well as the nations inhabited in them;
Hereby condemns DEN
Security Council Resolution # 193
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.
Nominee: Separatist Peoples
The Security Council,
Recognizing the General Assembly's often self-deluded agenda of furthering international peace and prosperity, and failing goal of furthering international diplomacy;
Dedicated in its Violet-given right to see the worthiest of nations that have dedicated so much, yet asked for so little in return, forever enshrined in the permanent records of this esteemed council;
Convinced beyond any shadow of doubt that Separatist Peoples has made an explosive impact on the international community, via groundbreaking legislative efforts that not only have saved more lives than could possibly be calculated, but also have quite effectively legislated on the subject of international armed conflict to the point where any sane, reasonable nation can now wage all wars, from full scale conflagrations to teensy brushfire counterinsurgencies, and be sure that not one innocent life will be harmed;
Thus disclosing a small sample of the Separatists numerous legislative efforts, which have been deeply buried under the quagmire of unimaginable corruption and deceit known to many delegations as "the Festering Snakepit":
Rules of Surrender, which guarantees belligerents who have been defeated in armed conflict the right to surrender and not have their people shot on the spot by the victorious nation as a show of ultimate superiority;
Protected Status in Wartime, which not only enshrines that nations cannot dress up soldiers as medical personnel whilst subtly giving them weapons to rain mayhem on unsuspecting enemies gawking at wounded soldiers they just turned into Swiss cheese, but forever guarantees that soldiers whilst engaging in armed conflict shall be forced to wear the actual uniform of their armed forces, no matter how tacky or uncomfortable it may be;
Explosive Remnants of War, which codifies the ceaseless swarms of gnomes springing forth from the ever-expanding labyrinth of WA bureaucracies and sacrificing themselves by traversing minefields left by warring parties to ensure that nations are doing all they can to clean up the landmines they dropped all over the place, thus ensuring nations of the World Assembly they themselves will never be overrun with an overabundance of gnomes, as the Secretariat has yet to figure out how to plug up the spawning pool which keeps pumping them out.
Praising the antics of the one and only Ambassador Benjamin Bell, a wise man who can hear profit in the wind, a man consecrated as the Patron Saint of Bad Decisions by the clientele at the World Assembly Strangers Bar, earning the affection and respect of stripper commandos, sword-wielding maniacs, and lunatics that frequent the joint with bombs strapped to their chests and threaten to blow up the Security Council;
Further entertained by the efforts of Ambassador Bell, with the assistance of talking cars, milquetoast ferrets, violent pacifists, ogre bounty hunters, potted plants, and a very peculiar trash-eating, underwear-sniffing goat, in uncovering and neutralizing an international weapons smuggling operation, culminating in the capture of the perpetrators at the World Assembly Headquarters;
Thus believing without Ambassador Bell, forever immortalized by a stained glass window added during renovations after the infamous methanol incident, many lives would be lost and many drinks in the Strangers Bar would be left undrunk;
Hereby commends the great nation of Separatist Peoples.
Security Council Resolution # 194
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.
THE SECURITY COUNCIL:
OBSERVING Kknight's present tenure as General of DEN, currently the largest invader organization on NationStates. Following the disbandment of The Black Riders, Kknight, along with old raiders including A Million Voices and Scooby-Doo, assisted in the rebuilding of DEN and the overseeing of countless operations such as persistent "tag-raiding" and the occupations of Paradoxia, Power is Rising, Japan, St Abbaddon, and Portugal;
RECALLING Kknight's 16 month career as Chief of the General Staff of The Black Riders, a region previously condemned by the esteemed Security Council for popularizing a form of raiding known as "tagging" and for executing heinous invasions, occupations, and/or refounds on innocent regions and communities including Ixnay, Anarchy, Planet X, The Silver Isles, The Mountains to the East, and Atheist Empire;
RECOGNIZING Kknight's contribution to the proliferation of "tag-raiding" as it is today, including record-breaking update raids, such as Operation Cancer Slayer, which have been forever immortalized in the Codex Incursus to be seen as a source of "inspiration" and propaganda for later generations of raiders;
DESPISING Kknight's involvement in many infamous invader organizations, present and past, over the past 14 years, including The Imperial Legion of Unknown and the various historical incarnations of DEN, serving as one of its commanders on more than one occasion;
BELIEVING that the actions of Kknight have proven extremely detrimental to the overall stability of NationStates through the destruction of innocent communities, and that this despicable ideology must be stopped;
Security Council Resolution # 195
A resolution to strike down Delegate-imposed barriers to free entry in a region.
The Security Council,
Cognizant that Alliance Against Nazis was used as a staging point for anti-Nazi and anti-fascist self-defense militaries between June 2014 and January 2016, and that it was invaded by antagonist forces in March 2016;
Acknowledging that while Alliance Against Nazis has not yet had free entry barred by controlling forces, this is certainly the end goal of the invaders;
Bearing in mind past World Assembly condemnations of Nazi brutes as emphasized in resolutions passed by this institution, including SC#3, SC#37, SC#56, SC#109, SC#144, SC#159, SC#184, and SC#185;
Observing the dregs of the international community which currently inhabit the region;
Ignescent with righteous fury at the collaboration of supposedly anti-communist raiders with Nazi marauders;
Desiring that control of Alliance Against Nazis returns to its native anti-fascist populace who will retire it from military use;
Emphasizing that Alliance Against Nazis held no political stance beyond its anti-fascism, and that defenders from all political backgrounds called the region home;
Proclaims that Alliance Against Nazis is Liberated.