Security Council Resolutions
Since the rise of the World Assembly from the ashes of its predecessor, the Bureaucracy That Cannot Be Named, WA member nations have worked tirelessly to improve the standard of the world. That, or tried to force other nations to be more like them. But that's just semantics.
Below is every World Assembly resolution ever passed.
Security Council Resolution # 189
A resolution to strike down Delegate-imposed barriers to free entry in a region.
The World Assembly,
Noticing the ancient region of St Abbaddon was occupied weeks ago,
Conceding that St Abbaddon is not yet under a password,
Considering endorsement levels in the region to be far in excess of what occupiers would need to hold the region, and accumulating influence to do damage may be the purpose of these excess forces,
Further considering new regional officers to cause greater dangers to a native community such as this one,
Insisting a delay to act until a password is implemented could mean the opportunity to act in time has passed,
Noting very few historically founderless regions have survived other than the feeder and sinker regions,
Appreciating these few remaining relics for the valuable reminders they contain about the origins of NationStates,
Remembering St Abbaddon was originally inhabited by people who came to NationStates from other domains in the first few months,
Believing the story of St Abbaddon to be useful for understanding the cultures of early NationStates,
Observing St Abbaddon is presently home to many native nations who seek to preserve their region,
Hoping a World Assembly Liberation will hinder the efforts of the occupiers, and apply pressure to end the occupation without permanent consequences,
Knowing the natives of St Abbaddon will rise stronger than ever before if given the opportunity,
Hereby Liberates St Abbaddon.
Security Council Resolution # 190
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.
THE WORLD ASSEMBLY,
AWARE that nations of the world are consistently confronted by both major and minor political issues calling for government action,
FURTHER AWARE that individual nations across the world dedicate time and effort to highlighting and conveying such issues to individual governments,
GRATEFUL for the commitment of these nations in framing and emphasizing political matters that might otherwise not receive government attention,
RECOGNIZING Nation of Quebec as a prominent figure within the international community for political issues conveyance,
IMPRESSED that over the course of several years Nation of Quebec has gained recognition for bringing international attention to no less than 18 individual political matters facing nations of the world on a daily basis, including, but not limited to:
Democratic Transitions (aka 'Got Democracy')
Superfluity of Plastic Bags (aka 'Plastic, Plastic Everywhere')
Unidentified Flying Objects (aka 'The Truth Is Out There?')
Vigilantism (aka 'Vigilantes: Heroes or Hoodlums?')
Consequences of Harsh Adultery Laws (aka 'An Affair To Remember')
Unpaid Employment (aka 'No Vocation Without Remuneration')
The Conduct of Members of Parliament (aka 'Parliamentary Playground')
Parliamentary Voting Methods (aka 'A Farewell To Raised Arms?')
The Role of Fraternities in Modern Society (aka 'Fraternity Furor')
PARTICULARY IMPRESSED that the nominee's contributions always operate with an eloquent and precise terminology, despite covering a wide variety of subject matter,
NOTING that the aforementioned contributions sets Nation of Quebec apart internationally, making them the leading nation in the world within their field of operations,
BELIEVING that the world would be a significantly less interesting place without the nominee's contribution,
URGES the international community not to dismiss these feats, and therefore
HEREBY COMMENDS Nation of Quebec
Security Council Resolution # 191
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.
Security Council Resolution #187 “Condemn DEN” shall be struck out and rendered null and void.
The Security Council,
Noting the acts of aggression committed by the DEN war machine against innocent regions and recognizing it as a threat,
Recalling that raider groups have been using the name DEN since ancient times, and that many incarnations of the region have existed,
Recognizing that the current incarnation of DEN was spawned in the wake of the destruction of The Black Riders, but remained a separate entity from The Black Riders, having different leadership, attracting many new raiders who had never been members of the previously mentioned group, and employing different, less mechanical strategies,
Disappointed that SC #187 falls for the common misconception that the two raider groups are one and the same, when they are in fact quite different from one another,
Shocked that SC # 187 insinuates that DEN destroys unique cultures and communities throughout NationStates, yet fails to provide even a single example of a refound to support this claim,
Reminded that DEN has not refounded a native region by force since its revival, excluding the raider region Power Is Rising, which negates the second clause completely as none of the listed raids caused regional destruction on any scale,
Skeptical regarding the statement that DEN conducted The invasion of the region of Christmas considering the fact that there is no evidence that DEN has ever led an occupation of said region. The only recorded DEN involvement in any occupation of Christmas was the reinforcement of a 2012 raid conducted by Asgard. SC #187 makes it out as if DEN invaded the region, when in reality, DEN was one of four raider groups who merely reinforced a fifth groups invasion,
Confused as to why DENs raid of Paradoxia goes completely unmentioned throughout SC# 187, despite being one of the modern DENs earliest and most controversial raids,
Appalled by the simply atrocious number of spelling, grammar, and syntax errors throughout the proposal, including:
The use of appaled instead of appalled in the third clause,
The inconsistent use of punctuation marks throughout the proposal,
The statement that the invasion of Catholic occurred in the 2012,
The multiple uses of the phrase on Nationstates in clauses two and five, which Sedgistan, a member of the Secretariat, has described as being grammatically incorrect,
And the horrific half thought, even though the atrocities they have done to many regions on Nationstates in the sixth clause,
Asserting that the language used throughout SC #187 is not fit to be used in a book report, let alone in an international law,
Exasperated by the concept that there were raiding strategies and tactics that condemned the Black Riders, when it is a well known fact that it was the Security Council that condemned The Black Riders,
Realizing that the condemnation has been publicly dismissed by many Security Council veterans as being poorly written and hastily submitted,
Remembering that the condemnation of DEN is not a time sensitive issue, and should be done with at least enough care as to not make basic spelling and grammar mistakes, as well as to avoid major factual errors,
Concluding that Security Council Resolution #187 Condemn DEN is not fit for use by this esteemed body,
Hereby Repeals SC #187: Condemn DEN.
Co-Authored by Tim-Opolis
Security Council Resolution # 192
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.
RECOGNIZING the horrific actions taken by DEN to destroying small regions;
DISTURBED about the raiding tactics used to wipe out any region;
SHOCKED at DEN's ability to form alliances with other regions, including, but not limited to, The Black Hawks, and their ability to detect those who side with DEN and those who oppose their horrific raiding tactics;
FEELING SORROW for DEN's random targets whom do not expect their small, friendly region to be attacked by evil dictators;
BEWILDERED about DEN's choice of targets, as they aren't specific; which makes DEN's act of raiding a sport;
TERRIFIED at DEN's ability to conquer large regions as well, including, but not limited to:
NOTING DEN will continue to bring despair to many regions, as well as the nations inhabited in them;
Hereby condemns DEN
Security Council Resolution # 193
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.
Nominee: Separatist Peoples
The Security Council,
Recognizing the General Assembly's often self-deluded agenda of furthering international peace and prosperity, and failing goal of furthering international diplomacy;
Dedicated in its Violet-given right to see the worthiest of nations that have dedicated so much, yet asked for so little in return, forever enshrined in the permanent records of this esteemed council;
Convinced beyond any shadow of doubt that Separatist Peoples has made an explosive impact on the international community, via groundbreaking legislative efforts that not only have saved more lives than could possibly be calculated, but also have quite effectively legislated on the subject of international armed conflict to the point where any sane, reasonable nation can now wage all wars, from full scale conflagrations to teensy brushfire counterinsurgencies, and be sure that not one innocent life will be harmed;
Thus disclosing a small sample of the Separatists numerous legislative efforts, which have been deeply buried under the quagmire of unimaginable corruption and deceit known to many delegations as "the Festering Snakepit":
Rules of Surrender, which guarantees belligerents who have been defeated in armed conflict the right to surrender and not have their people shot on the spot by the victorious nation as a show of ultimate superiority;
Protected Status in Wartime, which not only enshrines that nations cannot dress up soldiers as medical personnel whilst subtly giving them weapons to rain mayhem on unsuspecting enemies gawking at wounded soldiers they just turned into Swiss cheese, but forever guarantees that soldiers whilst engaging in armed conflict shall be forced to wear the actual uniform of their armed forces, no matter how tacky or uncomfortable it may be;
Explosive Remnants of War, which codifies the ceaseless swarms of gnomes springing forth from the ever-expanding labyrinth of WA bureaucracies and sacrificing themselves by traversing minefields left by warring parties to ensure that nations are doing all they can to clean up the landmines they dropped all over the place, thus ensuring nations of the World Assembly they themselves will never be overrun with an overabundance of gnomes, as the Secretariat has yet to figure out how to plug up the spawning pool which keeps pumping them out.
Praising the antics of the one and only Ambassador Benjamin Bell, a wise man who can hear profit in the wind, a man consecrated as the Patron Saint of Bad Decisions by the clientele at the World Assembly Strangers Bar, earning the affection and respect of stripper commandos, sword-wielding maniacs, and lunatics that frequent the joint with bombs strapped to their chests and threaten to blow up the Security Council;
Further entertained by the efforts of Ambassador Bell, with the assistance of talking cars, milquetoast ferrets, violent pacifists, ogre bounty hunters, potted plants, and a very peculiar trash-eating, underwear-sniffing goat, in uncovering and neutralizing an international weapons smuggling operation, culminating in the capture of the perpetrators at the World Assembly Headquarters;
Thus believing without Ambassador Bell, forever immortalized by a stained glass window added during renovations after the infamous methanol incident, many lives would be lost and many drinks in the Strangers Bar would be left undrunk;
Hereby commends the great nation of Separatist Peoples.