World Assembly Resolutions
Since the rise of the World Assembly from the ashes of its predecessor, the Bureaucracy That Cannot Be Named, WA member nations have worked tirelessly to improve the standard of the world. That, or tried to force other nations to be more like them. But that's just semantics.
Below is every World Assembly resolution ever passed.
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Security Council Resolution # 83
Condemn Automagfreek
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.
The Security Council,
Recognizing Automagfreek as one of the most destructive and violent nations present in international incidents since its creation on March 24th, 2003,
Bearing in mind that Automagfreek often threatens nations for trivial reasons. Automagfreek blatantly threatened to smash all that [Prekonate] held dear into total ruin and later invaded Prekonate after receiving a diplomatic message it found disrespectful; similar threats were made against Kulverint and Sharfghotten,
Further bearing in mind that Automagfreek has threatened to destroy members of organizations for sharing the same name as organizations it has founded (i.e., NATO, NWO) and threatened other bidders in a United Gordonopia oil field auction,
Recalling that Automagfreek often declares war simply for the purpose of human sacrifice (often demanding an absurd number of sacrifices, e.g. ten billion souls) for its god of war,
Noting with regret that Automagfreek has taken a violent stance against Christianity domestically and internationally; (1) Automagfreek has ordered local Christian priests to be mutilated with swords or dragged by vehicles through urban areas, (2) Automagfreek invaded Free Missouri because of the widespread practice of Christianity within the nation, (3) Automagfreek involved itself with the Nordic Civil War to commit genocide against a Christian uprising,
Shocked by Automagfreeks brutal torture of Father David Marcellus, a Freekish Christian leader, and of Queen Cecilia of British Londinium in the nations infamous torture chamber, The Halls of the Dead; Reports suggest that Queen Cecilias skull was displayed on a stake in front of the Freekish Great Hall and her body ground into dog food,
Disgusted by Automagfreeks Flesh for Fuel program that used dead enemy soldiers to fuel Automagfreek military vehicles,
Understanding that the unjustified invasion of Sharfghotten was regarded as a way for Gholgoth, Automagfreeks region, to re-assert itself as an international powerhouse and was deemed The Great Crusade,
Recognizing that Automagfreek has attempted to dominate smaller nations through the establishment of the Brimstone Pact, which, through its deceptive and devious wording and hierarchical system (designed to keep smaller nations bound by the Pact but out of its administrative positions), organized a large group of superpowers to defeat smaller imperialist nations and attempted to force new alliances to register in order to keep them within the superpowers' sphere of influence,
Mindful of the fact that, for similar reasoning, Automagfreek targeted commercial and civilian maritime traffic in and threatened to rain suffering and death upon member nations of The United League of Nations (ULN), an alliance of seventy-seven smaller nations dedicated to mutual defence, providing disaster relief, and combating terrorism,
Convinced that the history of Automagfreek as led by its Supreme Warlord is full of needless warmongering and genocidal activity that reveals two overarching motifs in Automagfreeks behavior: a need to assert and continually reaffirm its superiority through bloodshed and violent religious beliefs,
Hereby Condemns Automagfreek.
Co-authored by A mean old man.
Passed: |
For: | 8,316 | 85.5% |
Against: | 1,411 | 14.5% |
General Assembly Resolution # 189
Repeal: “For the Detained and Convicted”
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.
General Assembly Resolution #62 “For the Detained and Convicted” (Category: Civil Rights; Strength: Significant) shall be struck out and rendered null and void.
THE WORLD ASSEMBLY:
UNDERSTANDS that all individuals who are accused of a crime should be accorded certain rights and protections under international law;
REALIZES that the current resolution on the subject contains a number of flaws that make it ineffective, at best, and detrimental to WA member nations and their citizens, at worst;
REGRETS that clauses within this resolutions text allow for the abuse of these rights under the guise of upholding them;
NOTES that Clause 1a proclaims that all who are detained are considered the accused until proven guilty; yet the resolution does not make any attempt to ensure that innocence is presumed of all accused until proven otherwise. As such, any accusation, no matter how spurious, may follow individuals throughout the rest of their lives, even if they are never convicted of the crimes in question;
QUESTIONS the details of Clause 1c, as outside and inside threats are referenced but not given any further elaboration. Such a lack of clarity may be exploited by nations wishing to evade compliance with this clause's intent;
HIGHLIGHTS an additional shortcoming of the resolution's text, in that WA member states are not required to protect convicts from outside threats as Clause 2d only ensures protection for the convicted from inside threats, which fails to protect the convicted from the following:
Natural disasters and other potentially hazardous weather conditions, such as extreme temperatures, and
Civil unrest that threatens the lives and well-being of convicts;
BELIEVES that misconduct, as detailed in Clause 2g(i), should also have the potential to result in the temporary loss or reduction of exercise time, which is not permitted under the terms of this flawed resolution;
ENCOURAGES the drafting of further proposals on this subject to ensure the protection of all who are accused, charged, and convicted of crimes within WA member nations;
REPEALS GA#62, For the Detained and Convicted.
Passed: |
For: | 9,756 | 87.2% |
Against: | 1,434 | 12.8% |
Security Council Resolution # 84
Repeal: “Liberate Islam”
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.
Security Council Resolution #25 “Liberate Islam” shall be struck out and rendered null and void.
The Security Council,
RECOGNIZING the nations of Justice4Islam, The Kaaba, and Iron bark as having been under the control of raider nation and former delegate of NAZI EUROPE, "Oh My Days," when they were used to pass this resolution,
NOTING that the actions of Oh my days corrupted the good intentions of the nations which passed the liberation, which supposedly sought to protect it from foreign forces that threatened the region members' rights as an independent community,
BELIEVING that, if Islam is to be truly liberated from all threats to its security and is to build a stable and legitimate community, the region must have the capability to lock itself down and refound to attain a new, native founder nation and to free itself from its inactive founder nation which was controlled and subsequently (and deliberately) eliminated by Oh My Days,
THANKFUL that Oh My Days did not claim the region in the name of NAZI EUROPE when the region was refounded, though noting that, if Oh My Days was to restore the nation which refounded Islam and take control of it once again, Oh My Days could demolish the region entirely or use it for the nations own agenda,
AWARE that members of the region have unsuccessfully attempted to repeal this liberation in the past and seeking to achieve for them what they wanted but were unable to attain,
HEREBY REPEALS Liberate Islam.
Co-authored by A mean old man
Passed: |
For: | 7,327 | 71.7% |
Against: | 2,896 | 28.3% |
Security Council Resolution # 85
Liberate Nationalist Union
A resolution to strike down Delegate-imposed barriers to free entry in a region.
RECOGNISING a regions right to self-determination,
APPLAUDING Nationalist Unions long community history,
DECRYING the occupation of Nationalist Union by extremist left-wing forces from Antifa,
EXPRESSING dismay at the use of a password to systematically remove the members of Nationalist Union from their home,
BELIEVING that this constitutes a threat to Nationalist Unions very existence,
HEREBY Liberates Nationalist Union
Passed: | |
For: | 5,859 | 59.7% |
Against: | 3,962 | 40.3% |
General Assembly Resolution # 190
Habeas Corpus Act
A resolution to improve worldwide human and civil rights.
The World Assembly,
ALARMED by the practice of arbitrary or indefinite detention of individuals;
DISTURBED by the continued detention of individuals after being cleared of wrongdoing or after serving their criminal sentences;
RESOLVED to prevent such practices and to grant relief to individuals being unjustly detained;
hereby MANDATES the following, subject to any limitations existing in prior international law:
1. Member states shall not detain any individual, without suspecting that individual of a criminal offense, for more than two hours in any seven-day period. Member states may extend by a maximum of four additional hours the aforementioned two hour time limit if and only if doing so is necessary to protect the public safety or the safety of the individual being detained;
2. Member states shall not detain any individual, solely on the suspicion that the individual has committed a criminal offense, for more than 36 hours without formally charging the individual with the offense. Periods of time in which the authorities responsible for formally charging the individual with a crime are not available to do so may be added to the aforementioned 36 hour time limit, to a maximum of 96 additional hours;
3. Multiple separate detentions on suspicion of the same alleged criminal act shall cumulatively count towards the time limit in clause 2;
4. Member states shall not detain any individual who has been formally charged with a crime, but who has not been convicted of that crime, for any longer than is necessary to provide that individual with a speedy trial in accordance with international law. If the charge is dismissed prior to the conclusion of the trial, member states shall no longer detain the individual on that charge, unless the charge is lawfully refiled;
5. Member states shall not detain any individual for a particular criminal offense after that individual has been acquitted of that criminal offense unless, in accordance with international law, (1) the individual's acquittal has been lawfully vacated and (2) the detention is for the purpose of a lawful retrial on the same charge;
6. Member states shall not detain any individual for a particular criminal offense in excess of the individual's lawful criminal sentence for that offense;
7. Member states must allow all detained individuals to formally challenge the legality of their detention before an impartial adjudicator; should the adjudicator deem the individual's detention to be in violation of either the member state's domestic law or international law, the member state must immediately cure the illegality, including releasing the individual if necessary;
and CLARIFIES that nothing in this resolution shall be interpreted as prohibiting any of the following:
8. Voluntary protective custody, with the fully informed, uncoerced consent of the individual in custody;
9. Involuntary psychiatric commitment of mentally ill patients;
10. The practice of double jeopardy or the ability of this Assembly to legislate on that topic;
11. The detention of prisoners of war in accordance with international law; and
12. Medical quarantines necessary to prevent a pandemic caused by an infectious pathogen.
Passed: | |
For: | 8,166 | 75.1% |
Against: | 2,714 | 24.9% |