World Assembly Resolutions
Since the rise of the World Assembly from the ashes of its predecessor, the Bureaucracy That Cannot Be Named, WA member nations have worked tirelessly to improve the standard of the world. That, or tried to force other nations to be more like them. But that's just semantics.
Below is every World Assembly resolution ever passed.
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General Assembly Resolution # 186
Medical Provisions in Blockade
A resolution to reduce barriers to free trade and commerce.
The General Assembly,
UNDERSTANDING that, in the course of international politics and trade, nations may at times place blockades on other nations,
HESITANTLY ACKNOWLEDGING that this unregulated practice may serve as a detriment to those living within an embargoed nation, insofar as member-states may not be able to effectively provide quality healthcare for their citizens.
ASSERTING that sapient life should be considered a higher priority than international politics,
The World Assembly therefore;
DEFINES, for the purposes of this resolution:
"Medical supplies" as any item or collection of items that are used in the delivery of medical advice and/or analysis, as well as the maintenance of general health, inclusive of, but not limited to : medications, medicinal clothing, apparel, surgical equipment, medical examination devices, and medical reference;
"Professional medical personnel" as any qualified individual (or group thereof) that delivers medical advice, assistance and/or examination as a primary part of their job.
PROHIBITS the blocking of any transport that is conveying medical supplies and/or professional medical personnel; however, any transport that is attempting to convey any product besides the aforementioned is not covered under the provisions of this resolution.
MANDATES that member-nations, on the occasion where medical supplies and/or professional medical personnel are transported alongside other items during a blockade, to arrange the collection and transport into national borders of said medical supplies and/or professional medical personnel, at an agreed point close to, but on their originating side of, the nation's borders.
CHARGES the World Health Authority and national health organizations with the following duties:
a. Assuring the safe transportation of medical supplies and professional medical personnel to and in blockaded member-nations; and
b. Dispensing medical supplies and professional medical personnel transported under these terms among the populace of the blockaded member-nation on a per-needs basis, ensuring that said medical supplies are used for non-military, medical purposes, and said professional medical personnel are not assigned to military positions.
MANDATES that governments of blockaded member-nations do not interfere with transportation and dispensation of medical supplies and professional medical personnel within their borders, unless assisting in the transportation and dispensation under the supervision and direction of the World Health Authority and national health authorities.
Passed: |
For: | 9,583 | 84.9% |
Against: | 1,699 | 15.1% |
Security Council Resolution # 82
Repeal: “Liberate Catholic”
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.
Security Council Resolution #80 “Liberate Catholic” shall be struck out and rendered null and void.
The Security Council,
Recognizing that the military forces that occupied the region of Catholic withdrew two days after the passage of Resolution 80, "Liberate Catholic," thereby allowing the native government to resume power,
Applauding the liberation resolution for accomplishing its goal of preventing Catholic from being totally destroyed,
Realizing that the same liberation resolution now prevents the native delegate of Catholic from password protecting the region, which greatly threatens the security of Catholic in the future,
Believing that all regions, especially populous regions like Catholic, should be able to defend themselves against threats of invasion,
Repeals Security Council Resolution 80, "Liberate Catholic."
Coauthor: Devoted Decons
Passed: |
For: | 8,064 | 79.5% |
Against: | 2,074 | 20.5% |
General Assembly Resolution # 187
Double Jeopardy Prohibition
A resolution to improve worldwide human and civil rights.
The World Assembly,
APPALLED by the practice of double jeopardy, or trying an individual more than once for the same alleged offense;
CONVINCED that freedom from this unjust practice is a cornerstone of any fair criminal justice system;
SEEKING to put an end to this injustice;
hereby MANDATES the following, subject to any limitations existing in prior international law:
1. Once an individual has been acquitted of a crime, member states shall not try that individual for the same alleged criminal act again.
2. Member states may vacate an individual's conviction of a crime and grant the individual a new trial for that crime. If the individual is again convicted of the crime, the new sentence shall not be more severe than the old sentence, and any conditions of the old sentence that have been met shall count toward the completion of the new sentence.
3. Member states may choose to not pursue a retrial of an individual whose conviction of a crime has been vacated in accordance with clause 2. In such cases, the individual's criminal sentence for the crime must be immediately terminated;
4. Once an individual has been convicted of a crime, member states shall not try that individual for the same alleged criminal act again without vacating the individual's conviction in accordance with clause 2.
Passed: | |
For: | 5,947 | 53.1% |
Against: | 5,247 | 46.9% |
General Assembly Resolution # 188
Repeal: “A Model World Assembly”
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.
General Assembly Resolution #165 “A Model World Assembly” (Category: Education and Creativity; Area of Effect: Educational) shall be struck out and rendered null and void.
The World Assembly,
Applauds that this resolution was geared towards the betterment of mankind,
Realizes, however, that no matter the noble intentions, this resolution is neither necessary nor effective,
Recognizes the following flaws in GAR 165:
The General Assembly already dictates that nations must teach their students about international and national affairs, meaning students are already taught about the World Assembly as dictated by GAR #80, A Promotion of Basic Education,
The resolution does not even effect any mild level of change upon national educational systems as it merely "encourages individual schools in nations to implement (these) in their school," although it may cause significant problems when nations' educational philosophies are based around other methods of learning,
The financial costs and logistical considerations involved in introducing and implementing simulated conferences on the local, national, and international level far outweigh the insignificant benefits that could be accorded by the limited merits of this resolution's purpose,
The clause which requires the transporting of children to the WAHQ for the purposes of an international conference would be problematic, should GAR#8 World Assembly Headquarters ever be repealed,
The clause which "requires member nations to educate people" is so vague that it is unclear as to whether "people" refers to the entire population or to only a select group of individuals; this loophole only technically requires member states educate at least 2 of their people on the subject,
Specifies that the lack of clarity within the resolution's text effectively negates its intended purpose, which was "[T]o improve the world..." - and instead, creates a layer of useless, aimless bureaucracy,
Highlights that the WA has suffered from a distinct lack of common sense on many past occasions; as such, simulation of it may not set a good example for students,
Due to these enumerated reasons,
The World Assembly hereby repeals GAR 165, 'A Model World Assembly'
Co-authored by Mousebumples
Passed: |
For: | 8,787 | 79.6% |
Against: | 2,249 | 20.4% |
Security Council Resolution # 83
Condemn Automagfreek
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.
The Security Council,
Recognizing Automagfreek as one of the most destructive and violent nations present in international incidents since its creation on March 24th, 2003,
Bearing in mind that Automagfreek often threatens nations for trivial reasons. Automagfreek blatantly threatened to smash all that [Prekonate] held dear into total ruin and later invaded Prekonate after receiving a diplomatic message it found disrespectful; similar threats were made against Kulverint and Sharfghotten,
Further bearing in mind that Automagfreek has threatened to destroy members of organizations for sharing the same name as organizations it has founded (i.e., NATO, NWO) and threatened other bidders in a United Gordonopia oil field auction,
Recalling that Automagfreek often declares war simply for the purpose of human sacrifice (often demanding an absurd number of sacrifices, e.g. ten billion souls) for its god of war,
Noting with regret that Automagfreek has taken a violent stance against Christianity domestically and internationally; (1) Automagfreek has ordered local Christian priests to be mutilated with swords or dragged by vehicles through urban areas, (2) Automagfreek invaded Free Missouri because of the widespread practice of Christianity within the nation, (3) Automagfreek involved itself with the Nordic Civil War to commit genocide against a Christian uprising,
Shocked by Automagfreeks brutal torture of Father David Marcellus, a Freekish Christian leader, and of Queen Cecilia of British Londinium in the nations infamous torture chamber, The Halls of the Dead; Reports suggest that Queen Cecilias skull was displayed on a stake in front of the Freekish Great Hall and her body ground into dog food,
Disgusted by Automagfreeks Flesh for Fuel program that used dead enemy soldiers to fuel Automagfreek military vehicles,
Understanding that the unjustified invasion of Sharfghotten was regarded as a way for Gholgoth, Automagfreeks region, to re-assert itself as an international powerhouse and was deemed The Great Crusade,
Recognizing that Automagfreek has attempted to dominate smaller nations through the establishment of the Brimstone Pact, which, through its deceptive and devious wording and hierarchical system (designed to keep smaller nations bound by the Pact but out of its administrative positions), organized a large group of superpowers to defeat smaller imperialist nations and attempted to force new alliances to register in order to keep them within the superpowers' sphere of influence,
Mindful of the fact that, for similar reasoning, Automagfreek targeted commercial and civilian maritime traffic in and threatened to rain suffering and death upon member nations of The United League of Nations (ULN), an alliance of seventy-seven smaller nations dedicated to mutual defence, providing disaster relief, and combating terrorism,
Convinced that the history of Automagfreek as led by its Supreme Warlord is full of needless warmongering and genocidal activity that reveals two overarching motifs in Automagfreeks behavior: a need to assert and continually reaffirm its superiority through bloodshed and violent religious beliefs,
Hereby Condemns Automagfreek.
Co-authored by A mean old man.
Passed: |
For: | 8,316 | 85.5% |
Against: | 1,411 | 14.5% |