Security Council Resolution # 520
Appreciation for Bigfoot and the Unknown
A resolution to express a position on international affairs and obligations.
This Security Council,
Having traversed vast lands, reconnoitered mysterious worlds, and witnessed the incredible in search of stories to tell and legends to enshrine;
Recognizing that even in this era of relentless exploration into the most mystifying tales and bewildering corners of the known world, the desire to chronicle the familiar is driven by a deeper longing to push into the uncharted and encounter the mythicaland few beings embody this mystery and untamed beauty as powerfully as Bigfoot, whose legend fosters a deeper connection between humanity and the natural world through its peculiar yet captivating presence.
Acknowledging the cultural significance and the sense of wonder that Bigfoot has inspired across many generations, reminding all of the wilderness yet unexplored and the secrets that nature still holds;
Reveling in Bigfoot's enduring presence in folklore and ancient records, capturing a fascination that has captivated minds and drawn the curious like no other legend;
Believing that hope for Bigfoots existence is, at its heart, a reflection of a universal desire to preserve the forests, mountains, and wild places where such mysteries might dwell, and to protect the unknown from extinction in an increasingly mapped and measured world;
Affirming the enduring place Bigfoot holds in the hearts and minds of creatives and pioneers alike, residing in the pen strokes of great writers, lurking on the edges of an explorers map, and roaming the imaginations of countless children, serving as a reminder of the unknown that beckons us beyond the beaten path;
Hoping that the wonder, joy, and curiosity inspired by Bigfoots considerable footsteps never diminish, continually revealing new horizons and marvels for all to cherish for generations to come;
Proclaims this Universal Declaration of Appreciation for Bigfoot and the Unknown as a call to foster unity, curiosity, and respect for the mysteries and wonders of the world, urging all to join in the spirit of exploration and stewardship, and
Adopts this day in honor of all who dare to believe in the beauty of the unknown.
Passed: |
For: | 9,781 | 82.1% |
Against: | 2,136 | 17.9% |