Security Council Resolution # 301
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.
Security Council Resolution #299 “Condemn This Game” shall be struck out and rendered null and void.
The World Assembly Security Council,
Noting the passage of SCR#299, "Condemn This Game" and aware of the satirical nature of such a resolution,
Believing that such satirical shenanigans are unbelievably unsuited for this most enlightened and suave council, and wisecracks such as the target resolution, written in regards to "humor" are better fitted for the partner chamber of the Security Council, in the uncouth proceedings of the General Assembly,
Knowing that, regardless of any intentions of the author to bring "good-will," "joy," or "humor" into this Council of Security, such intent is horribly misplaced and should be eradicated as soon as humanly possible,
Wishing to banish all traces of witticism from these Hallowed Halls,
And utterly disgusted that this attempt to brighten the days of those delegations who stay, solicit, or otherwise occupy the Consecrated Corridors has ended up being a drastic waste of time to those aforementioned delegations,
Hereby repeals the most dreaded Security Council Resolution of all time, of the ID #299, and of the title "Condemn This Game."