The Kingdom of Paeyrus is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.727 billion Paeyriotes are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.0%.

The very strong Paeyriote economy, worth 416 trillion Illies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 53,860 Illies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 192,687 per year while the poor average 10,807, a ratio of 17.8 to 1.

The nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets, public enemies often walk home with spotless garments and crime records, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes, and government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy. Crime is moderate. Paeyrus's national animal is the hyaena, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Paeyrus is ranked 246,169^th in the world and 238^th in The Eighth Closet for Lowest Crime Rates, with 53.18 law-abiding acts per hour.