The Republic of Pacitalia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Archonate Abeo Bamidele with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 48.297 billion Pacitalians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, although Defense and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Timiocato. The average income tax rate is 1.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pacitalian economy, worth a remarkable 9,225 trillion douroes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 191,023 douroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Birth rates have hit an all-time low, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, the Pacitalian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, and shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pacitalia's national animal is the blue fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pacitalia is ranked 16,486^th in the world and 1^st in Foringana for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 35,101.99 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.