The Kingdom of Pac Kindom is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Pac with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 23.696 billion Pac Kindomians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 84.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Pac Kindomian economy, worth a remarkable 2,149 trillion pacs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is 90,726 pacs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, life-saving resuscitation is denied based on decades-old teenage diaries that declare "I want to die before I get old", it's been a banner year for local vexillology, and people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pac Kindom's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pac Kindom is ranked 235,361^st in the world and 12,763^rd in Balder for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -5.4 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.