The Reformist State of Outer Armatonisdaristan is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Kaiser Detter I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, ritual sacrifices, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 10.338 billion Armatonisdaristanis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aberstorff. The average income tax rate is 61.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Armatonisdaristani economy, worth a remarkable 1,107 trillion Armatonisdaristani kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,154 Armatonisdaristani kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books, the fines for getting caught with the wrong recipe book can force Armatonisdaristanis into bankruptcy, and the nation's youth voluntarily goes to bed early out of sheer tiredness from their working days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Outer Armatonisdaristan's national animal is the Luk moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Massimism.

Outer Armatonisdaristan is ranked 313,027^th in the world and 83^rd in Corvinia Refounded for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 15.42 on the Kitten Softness Rating.