The Weep and Mourn for I am here of Orcuo is a mammoth, orderly nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.274 billion Orcuoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Orcuoan economy, worth a remarkable 4,059 trillion chocolate chip cookieses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 437,718 chocolate chip cookieses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Orcuoan military unleashed its biological weapons, and Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orcuo's national animal is the squid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Orcuo is ranked 72,741^st in the world and 2^nd in Despotic Magnates of the Cognoscenti for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 132.33 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.