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Most Authoritarian: 8,233rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 12,981stMost Primitive: 13,808th
The Ur Mom Smells of
Psychotic Dictatorship
I Go0d b0i uR A n0t!1!1!1!
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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OP Robloxia

Population10.506 billion

CapitalMeep City
LeaderGreenlegocats123
FaithGamerism

CurrencyRobux
AnimalNoob

The Ur Mom Smells of OP Robloxia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Greenlegocats123 with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 10.506 billion OP Robloxians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meep City. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish OP Robloxian economy, worth 300 trillion Robuxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 28,645 Robuxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, legislators must raise their hands if they want to speak, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists, and DDT is used widely to repel disease-carrying insects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. OP Robloxia's national animal is the Noob, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Gamerism.

OP Robloxia is ranked 139,989th in the world and 2,934th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 208.29060974948 days.

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Most Authoritarian: 8,233rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 12,981stMost Primitive: 13,808thTop
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Most Conservative: 14,958thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,003rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,874thMost Devout: 25,906th
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Most Authoritarian: 311th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 485th in the regionMost Extreme: 496th in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 538th in the regionMost Conservative: 556th in the region

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