The Empire of Onomanatopoeia is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Robert Cawdry with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.532 billion Onomanatopoeians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Verb City. The average income tax rate is 88.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Onomanatopoeian economy, worth 696 trillion Synonymns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,885 Synonymns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, and worship days have replaced sick days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Onomanatopoeia's national animal is the Noun Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Sacred Word.

Onomanatopoeia is ranked 3,261^st in the world and 1^st in Empires Forever United for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 7,646.95 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.