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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,381stMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,910thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,384th
The Use of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Six words. Neither more, nor less
Influence
Powerbroker
Deputy Envoy to the Region of Paradystopia (D.E.R.P.)
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Only Six Words

Population2.355 billion

CapitalThe Community Hub of the Hexaverbalists
LeaderThe Most Grand Hexaverbalist-in-Chief
FaithSpeaking only in six word sentences

Currencypieces of three sets of two
Animalodd octopus with two missing tentacles

The Use of Only Six Words is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Most Grand Hexaverbalist-in-Chief with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.355 billion individuals who speaks in six words are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Community Hub of the Hexaverbalists. The average income tax rate is 66.1%.

The frighteningly efficient using only six words to communicate economy, worth 293 trillion pieceses of three sets of two a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,386 pieceses of three sets of two, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime, baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, and the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Only Six Words's national animal is the odd octopus with two missing tentacles, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Speaking only in six word sentences.

Only Six Words is ranked 115,381st in the world and 1st in Paradystopi Affiliated States for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,877.81 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,381stMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,910thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,384thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 20,367thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,743rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21,668thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24,434thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24,640thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27,510thLargest Agricultural Sector: 27,632ndMost Cultured: 31,036thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 31,479th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Only Six Words, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market.
  • : Following new legislation in Only Six Words, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework.
  • : Following new legislation in Only Six Words, baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Only Six Words, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime.
  • : Following new legislation in Only Six Words, the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency.
  • : Following new legislation in Only Six Words, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers.
  • : Following new legislation in Only Six Words, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.
  • : Following new legislation in Only Six Words, holy matrimony has been wedded to an unwieldy bureaucracy.
  • : Following new legislation in Only Six Words, smoking is banned in public areas.
  • : Only Six Words was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".

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