The Use of Only Six Words is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Most Grand Hexaverbalist-in-Chief with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.373 billion individuals who speaks in six words are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Community Hub of the Hexaverbalists. The average income tax rate is 66.1%.

The frighteningly efficient using only six words to communicate economy, worth 295 trillion pieceses of three sets of two a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,386 pieceses of three sets of two, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime, baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, and the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Only Six Words's national animal is the odd octopus with two missing tentacles, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Speaking only in six word sentences.

Only Six Words is ranked 279,448^th in the world and 12^th in Paradystopi Affiliated States for Rudest Citizens, with 16.81 insults per minute.