The Free Land of Omniabstracta is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Science with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 22.909 billion Omniabstractans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Telstracta. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Omniabstractan economy, worth a remarkable 5,111 trillion Abnihils a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 223,121 Abnihils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, the official Omniabstractan Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, and bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of. Crime is totally unknown. Omniabstracta's national animal is the Bugbear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Omniabstracta is ranked 45,512^th in the world and 1^st in Kerbin for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,882.55 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.