The Renewed 🌟Sparkly🌟 Twinkle of Nubilis is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Evil Penguin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.909 billion Nubilisians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waltoak. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.7%.

The very strong Nubilisian economy, worth 466 trillion Volkmarks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,464 Volkmarks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 197,379 per year while the poor average 18,199, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

Tumbleweeds are seen blowing through the nation's airspace, major polluting industries have painted a lot of their machines green to give an impression of caring about the environment, pilgrims from across the world come to Nubilis to worship a glowing tree with a face carved on it, and the invisible hand of the market wipes babies' bottoms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Nubilis's national animal is the double-headed eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Nubilis is ranked 258,916^th in the world and 104^th in UEPU Federal Republic for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 91.11 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.