
| Population | 13.314 billion |
| Capital | Warszawa |
| Leader | Rosa Luksemburg |
| Faith | Secular |
| Currency | Promethean Florin |
| Animal | Sokol |
The Provaí Commandant of Nowa Polonie is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Rosa Luksemburg with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.314 billion Prometheans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warszawa. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Nowa Poloniean economy, worth a remarkable 1,410 trillion Promethean Florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 105,907 Promethean Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
It's been a banner year for local vexillology, the deceased are buried mostly to hide them from state-sanctioned corpse-collectors, government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time, and space shuttles are lying silent on the runway till the Space Agency can work out how to fit a creche and a meditation room into their next spacecraft. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nowa Polonie's national animal is the Sokol, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular.
Nowa Polonie is ranked 4,611th in the world and 2nd in Sol Aeternalis for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.17 percentage of bribes refused.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Nowa Polonie, space shuttles are lying silent on the runway till the Space Agency can work out how to fit a creche and a meditation room into their next spacecraft.
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Nowa Polonie, government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time.
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Nowa Polonie, the deceased are buried mostly to hide them from state-sanctioned corpse-collectors.
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Nowa Polonie, it's been a banner year for local vexillology.
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Nowa Polonie, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery.
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Nowa Polonie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
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Nowa Polonie, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country.
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Nowa Polonie, the mouth-frothing Promethean can be confused for a rabid Sokol.
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Nowa Polonie lodged a message on the Sol Aeternalis Regional Message Board.
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Nowa Polonie, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints.












































