The Techno Socialist Republic of Novorosslavia is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Aleksandr Sakharin Ulianovich with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, state-planned economy, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cynical population of 847 million Novorosslavians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Shengstok. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Novorosslavian economy, worth 103 trillion Yubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 122,703 Yubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens who want to celebrate the holidays generally deck the halls with old newspaper trimmings and dirty socks, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Novorosslavia will pay them to stop, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, and a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Novorosslavian as 'your finger, you fool'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Novorosslavia's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Novorosslavia is ranked 77,803^rd in the world and 80^th in The Dominion of Order for Safest, scoring 92.45 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.