The Empire of Norway-sweden-finland is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.792 billion Norway-sweden-finlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trondheim. The average income tax rate is 46.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Norway-sweden-finlandian economy, worth 397 trillion goldbacks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,879 goldbacks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norway-sweden-finland's national animal is the viking, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is christrinanity.

Norway-sweden-finland is ranked 27,860^th in the world and 1^st in Aphmau for Safest, scoring 110.13 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.