The Rough and Tumble of North Polcomia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Humble Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.815 billion North Polcomians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Administration, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Daylight. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.7%.

The powerhouse North Polcomian economy, worth 681 trillion merits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 117,191 merits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 533,341 per year while the poor average 15,742, a ratio of 33.9 to 1.

Cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, and the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. North Polcomia's national animal is the nightingale, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a tolerant religion.

North Polcomia is ranked 107,501^st in the world and 2^nd in Polcomia for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.