The United States of North Dakoda is a very large, genial nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, enslaved workforce, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 362 million North Dakodans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heinburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.0%.

The thriving North Dakodan economy, worth 29.9 trillion Ruyams a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,473 Ruyams, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 298,780 per year while the poor average 16,230, a ratio of 18.4 to 1.

The pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on North Dakodan radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, and welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Dakoda's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

North Dakoda is ranked 66,256^th in the world and 1^st in The Northern Nations for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,561.76 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.