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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,086thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,462nd
The Protectorate of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Dog, Homeland, Liberty
Influence
Envoy
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Rare

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Noon Card Farm-Capitals

Population6.028 billion

CapitalCapital
LeaderPresident l'Eader

Currencyruble
Animaldolphin

The Protectorate of Noon Card Farm-Capitals is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by President l'Eader with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and zero percent divorce rate. The cynical, devout population of 6.028 billion Nose are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital. The average income tax rate is 50.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Noe economy, worth 458 trillion rubles a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,073 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, children seem to be getting better at lying these days, and when shaking hands with foreign leaders President l'Eader wears an armoured gauntlet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noon Card Farm-Capitals's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Noon Card Farm-Capitals is ranked 190,479th in the world and 17th in Procrastination for Most Stationary, with 61.16056502388 days.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,086thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,462nd
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the region

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