The Caliph of All NationStates of Nol Aker is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.569 billion Akerian have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nalnentia. The average income tax rate is 8.7%.

The strong Akerian economy, worth 147 trillion rayls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 57,289 rayls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, Nol Aker has designated Nalnentia as its capital city, bicyclists are banned from major roads, and giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Nol Aker's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Nol Aker is ranked 210,370^th in the world and 191^st in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Safest, scoring 55.51 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.