The Republic of Noitolia is a titanic, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 15.741 billion Noitolians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 8.8%.

The Noitolian economy, worth 892 trillion sonecas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is 56,698 sonecas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Noitolia's national animal is the nightopian, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Noitolia is ranked 76,773^rd in the world and 38^th in Emirates of Futurnia for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 68.89 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.