The Constitutional Empire of Nishikaigan is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Empress Mitsuni Yoshikari with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 8.162 billion Nishis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kihei. The average income tax rate is 42.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Nishi economy, worth 657 trillion Pacific Yen a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,551 Pacific Yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, tree farms across the nation are overrun by clipboard-wielding biologists, and the nation's space program is doxxing the planet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nishikaigan's national animal is the Black Kite, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Shintoism.

Nishikaigan is ranked 225,608^th in the world and 58^th in Sparkalia for Rudest Citizens, with 33.52 insults per minute.