The Principality of New Vaporwave is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The democratic population of 18.093 billion New Vaporwaveans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 26.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish New Vaporwavean economy, worth 525 trillion ＧＯＬＤ　ＣＯＩＮs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 29,065 ＧＯＬＤ　ＣＯＩＮs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Vaporwave's national animal is the ＣＲＥＡＴＵＲＥ, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Vaporwave is ranked 209,301^st in the world and 90^th in Emirates of Futurnia for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,109 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.