Population | 14.845 billion |
Capital | Königsberg |
Leader | Wolfgang Harich |
Faith | Staatlicher Atheismus |
Currency | Arbeitsmark |
Animal | Adler |
The Socialist Republic of New Technocratic Prussia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Wolfgang Harich with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.845 billion Prussians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Königsberg. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Prussian economy, worth a remarkable 3,171 trillion Arbeitsmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 213,658 Arbeitsmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Wolfgang Harich's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting, and women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms. Crime is totally unknown. New Technocratic Prussia's national animal is the Adler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Staatlicher Atheismus.
New Technocratic Prussia is ranked 185,448th in the world and 4th in Copernicus for Most Stationary, with 70.1553717672 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in New Technocratic Prussia, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.
- : Following new legislation in New Technocratic Prussia, games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting.
- : Following new legislation in New Technocratic Prussia, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in New Technocratic Prussia, Wolfgang Harich's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
- : Following new legislation in New Technocratic Prussia, elderly prisoners with severe dementia are reminded hourly that they are evil people by helpful nurse-wardens.
- : New Technocratic Prussia's influence in Copernicus rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
- : Following new legislation in New Technocratic Prussia, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
- : Following new legislation in New Technocratic Prussia, the nation is regarded as a paragon of democracy.
- : New Technocratic Prussia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in New Technocratic Prussia, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.