The Grand Imperium of New Ravania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ravenger XV with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 31.451 billion Ravanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Theden. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Ravanian economy, worth a remarkable 7,185 trillion Solnts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 228,451 Solnts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in New Ravania' is a smash hit, school cafeterias serve nothing but protein powder and vitamin supplements, decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money, and millions of Ravanians are excellent swimmers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Ravania's national animal is the raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Matradeism.

New Ravania is ranked 2,515^th in the world and 1^st in Ryor for Lowest Crime Rates, with 136.26 law-abiding acts per hour.