The Nationale Republik of New Nationale Einheit is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Luther Fromm with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 23.088 billion Nationale Republikans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vienna. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Nationale Einheitian economy, worth a remarkable 9,942 trillion Bargelds a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 430,630 Bargelds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, state media features lively debates such as whether pineapple on pizza is an acceptable topping, and shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding New Nationale Einheit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Nationale Einheit's national animal is the Eaglehawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Der Templer.

New Nationale Einheit is ranked 2,067^th in the world and 1^st in Aros Elyium for Lowest Crime Rates, with 143.44 law-abiding acts per hour.