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Largest Black Market: 153rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 516thHighest Economic Output: 539th
The Shroom Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Mushrooms Are Superior
Influence
Hermit
Not-Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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New Mushroom Kingdom

Population29.782 billion

CapitalToad Town
LeaderKid-Emperor Napoleon II

Currencymushroom coin
Animalmushroom

The Shroom Empire of New Mushroom Kingdom is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kid-Emperor Napoleon II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, flagrant waste-dumping, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.782 billion Mushrooms are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toad Town. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mushroomian economy, worth an astonishing 12,194 trillion mushroom coins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 409,447 mushroom coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary", there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, and Kid-Emperor Napoleon II is considering changing the nation's name to Blackacre. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Mushroom Kingdom's national animal is the mushroom, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

New Mushroom Kingdom is ranked 8,656th in the world and 1st in Vissella for Most Cultured, scoring 126 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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1%
Largest Black Market: 153rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 516thHighest Economic Output: 539thLargest Retail Industry: 575thMost Subsidized Industry: 583rdLargest Insurance Industry: 590thHighest Poor Incomes: 839thHighest Average Incomes: 1,003rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,143rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,176thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,200thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,305thMost Efficient Economies: 1,461stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,019thLargest Mining Sector: 2,119thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,165thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,190thLowest Crime Rates: 2,309thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,339thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,711thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,778thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,924thTop
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Largest Governments: 3,884thFattest Citizens: 4,175thLargest Populations: 4,521stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,607thMost Developed: 4,996thSmartest Citizens: 5,062ndMost Influential: 5,348thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,027thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,865thRudest Citizens: 7,994thMost Cultured: 8,656thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,675thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,295thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,930thMost Inclusive: 12,090thMost Stationary: 12,788thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,002ndTop
10%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,717thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,448thMost Secular: 16,502ndMost Patriotic: 16,952ndHighest Food Quality: 18,015th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Mushroom Kingdom was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : New Mushroom Kingdom was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : New Mushroom Kingdom was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : New Mushroom Kingdom was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : New Mushroom Kingdom was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : New Mushroom Kingdom was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : New Mushroom Kingdom was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : New Mushroom Kingdom was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : New Mushroom Kingdom was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : New Mushroom Kingdom was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors and Most Zombies.

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