The Femoral Republic of New Legland is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Legolas Legrande with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 20.553 billion Legs hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pierna. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Leggish economy, worth a remarkable 3,767 trillion shoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,299 shoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Employers are keenest on employees who lack family values, weekends are spent tilting at windmills, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster, and the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Legland's national animal is the millipede, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mobility.

New Legland is ranked 327,912^th in the world and 3^rd in Canterbury for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 18.55 on the Bus Surprisal Index.