The Waifu of New Gandinia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Corral M with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.422 billion Gandinians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Landingtonshire DA. The average income tax rate is 58.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gandinian economy, worth 398 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 116,471 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exiles see that the line where the sky meets the sea is just clouds and rain, one does not simply walk into the tundra, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, and airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Gandinia's national animal is the Not Available, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Not Available.

New Gandinia is ranked 27,114^th in the world and 4^th in Timoria for Most Developed, scoring 84.08 on the Human Development Index.