
| Population | 1.898 billion |
| Capital | Yggdrassil |
| Leader | Santa Claus |
| Faith | Athyism |
| Currency | candy cane gold bar |
| Animal | Easter Bunny |
The Pink Holy Christmas of New Faith is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, lack of airports, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.898 billion Followers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 55.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Devoted economy, worth 218 trillion candy cane gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 115,231 candy cane gold bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to New Faith as a reminder of their "special relationship", temporarily-sober tourists forlornly watch pot-smoking dropouts hanging out in coffeeshops, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and the building of bureaucratic rivalries has exceeded targets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. New Faith's national animal is the Easter Bunny, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Athyism.
New Faith is ranked 81,657th in the world and 10th in Farm of the Lamb for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 55.03 Effective Tax Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
New Faith, the building of bureaucratic rivalries has exceeded targets.
- : Following new legislation in
New Faith, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
- : Following new legislation in
New Faith, temporarily-sober tourists forlornly watch pot-smoking dropouts hanging out in coffeeshops.
- : Following new legislation in
New Faith, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to New Faith as a reminder of their "special relationship".
- : Following new legislation in
New Faith, warning signs caution Followers where they may fall off 'the edge of the world'.
- : Following new legislation in
New Faith, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles.
- : Following new legislation in
New Faith, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary.
- : Following new legislation in
New Faith, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination".
- : Following new legislation in
New Faith, guns don't kill people heroes do.
- : Following new legislation in
New Faith, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment.






































































